america no longer osama bin laden's only enemy.

[Lord Merciless]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It's nice to know that ol'George has a friend in the Middle East, what with all these fancy-pants lawyer types getting all technical about justification of the Iraq invasion. It looks like Osama just handed it too them all gift rapped. After all, every suicide bomb deployed in Baghdad or Riyadh misses New York or Washington by a really, really big margin. Arm the Shiites and we could have us a gut bustin' good ol' fashioned three way war guarentee to consume every last drop of hate east of Istanbul for years and years to come.

Remember, the Kurds can also be counted on, both for providing us with bases and oil(50% of Iraq's)!

[Theben]

Hi, i am osama bin laden i have takin cotruol of an impur american idloating infidel computer acount and i tink u peeple r very veyr wrong aboot me and all must diie

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


Michael ol' buddy, you do realise that Gurkhas are more like the Indian type Asian, and decidely less like the Japanese type Asian don't you? We would have to rent them from Great Britain which, heck, just might be do-able.

I was thinking solely of their general recklessness and skills with bladed weapons. Actually, I think now we can just get them from the source.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Shogun Gunner


I like the way you think! Let's just sit back and watch our enemies duke it out. Yes, I'm calling Saudi Arabia our enemy-- anyone got a problem with that?

Yep. If we could move them off of the major part of the world's oil supplies, then they can play all they want. Unfortunately, they're still doing it on our turf.

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

japan's a new target.

Am I the only one who thinks that it might not be the best idea to piss off the only country on Earth crazy enough to send suicide bombers right back at Al Qaeda and Co.?

Off-topic, but I just had to post this:



Sluggy Freelance

[MichaeltheGreat]

[Drake Tungsten]

God, that guy is ****ing grizzled...

[Paul Hanson]

It looks suspiciously like Skeletor with a beard.