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    The story of Arnold Schwarzenegger's race to become governor of California is to be turned into a porn movie starring one of his fellow candidates




    GOD BLESS AMERICA

    (But who will they have playing Arianna Mufflertongue? Or Groin Davis? Or Gary Poleman?)
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

  • #2
    Wow, that Carey chick's really fighting to stay in the spotlight, isn't she?
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    • #3
      I think I'll download this one
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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      • #4
        "But Mr. Governor, why should I vote for you?"

        "Here's why" *zip*
        "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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        • #5
          this news came out on the 4th? i imagine the film is done by now. i'll go search for it on kazaa. lol
          -connorkimbro
          "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

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          • #6
            Porn star Mary Carey... will play herself in the film.
            Oh really.
            "Relax, pay your income tax!" - The Fast Show
            "Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again." - Conan O'Brien

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            • #7
              Can't talk.

              Must e-mail this to everyone I know.

              God bless you, Stefu.
              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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              • #8
                why, did he sneeze?


                MMMmmm porn pretending to be political, gets me all rowdy.
                ~I like eggs.~

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                • #9
                  I think they need to do one about the Clinton administration first.
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                  • #10
                    You've almost got a political trilogy going there - Governator, Clinton - now all we need to do is work Paul Reubens in there somehow and comediens will be out of a job.
                    -30-

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                    • #11
                      I'd watch it

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                      • #12
                        would you watch it even if it included paul reubens?
                        ~I like eggs.~

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                        • #13
                          sure

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                          • #14
                            What's the film going to be called then?
                            "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
                            George Orwell

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                            • #15
                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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