I'm probably not the first to say this...

[Elok]

But it just occured to me, and I'm gonna post it. If there are five buried threads on the subject already, apologies in advance.

There is a very weird irony in the way the President now says, with a very serious look on his face: "Truly, we have found no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. However, we are certain that they are hidden somewhere. Praise be to God." Trouble is, he's not very good at it. There are others who do it much more convincingly; I'm thinking of one man in particular, but I don't know where he is or even if he's still alive. You know who I'm talking about. How long would it take to give a former Iraqi national sufficient plastic surgery to make him look and sound like a top agent at the CIA? And how much do you guys think he'd be willing to work for?

[Az]

: "Truly, we have found no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. However, we are certain that they are hidden somewhere. Praise be to God."

did he use those precise words?

[Al B. Sure!]

Shiite heretic

[GePap]

I have no idea what this is supposed to be about. And I felt the need to post my bafflement as well

[Az]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
Shiite heretic

****e is right.

[St Leo]

I, for one, welcome our new Comical Bush overlord. As a respected forum member, I could be valuable in rounding up others to work in his underground cocaine mines.

[Elok]

Does my impression really suck, or have you guys forgotten our beloved Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf already?

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Elok
Does my impression really suck, or have you guys forgotten our beloved Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf already?

It wasn't lost on me.