Office Problem

[Japher]

NOOOOO! Perfect time for an old school trick. Put plastic paper.. how do you say it, you sometimes can wrap a bread for example to these.. see thru stuff?

Plastic Wrap, or sometime one will use the brand name of Siran Wrap for that stuff... That is a great trick, especially since this guy will be sitting

[Pekka]

Exactly. Just put it tight enough. Someone tried to pull this one on me when I was in the army. I didn't notice it, but then I threw a small piece of paper to toilet, so it won't splash so much (i'm psycho that way).. and then I noticed it. But it was this close I didn't have the muddy buns myself. But I'm telling you, it can work. Lots of risks not working.. but if it does.. he'll never do that again in your floor.

[Japher]

Or, just hide all the TP! Let everyone on your floor know where it is, just don't tell HIM.

[JohnT]

No, you don't want to do the saran wrap thing, this isn't High School where you really don't care who the victim is. This is his office and a Practical Joke gone Tragically Awry through the accidental involvement of non-participants can cost him his job - especially if it's his boss that craps on this toilet.

Mine is better as it is public and gets the message out, without hurting anyone or ruining their clothes.

[Pekka]

JohnT, your suggestion is good.. but it's boring!

How about this:
Next time you sneak there with a digital camera, break the door in and take a picture. Then say he better take the upstairs bathroom from now on, or he'll be finding this picture all over the internet, and it will be one of those PRICELESS pics.

[JohnT]

Lawsuit, Pekka. You're just asking for one with that camera/internet thing. The camera thing will get you fired, because in order for it to be effective, the mark has to know he's been hit. And posting a pic for the world to see of him sitting on the John crapping his saran wrap is not the sort of games that people like to be associated with. Especially employers, having to explain this crap to 3 sets of lawyers (yours, his, and the landlords).

[Pekka]

Every trick has some risks in it. You just have to deal with it.

[Shogun Gunner]

update

someone, not me, posted a note on the restroom door asking people to "be more considerate of others when using this restroom".

That's a pretty nice note considering how disgusting this has been.

No, I will not do anything foolish like a prank. Why would I want to lose my job over this?

[Q Classic]

dangit johnt, stop being such a party pooper.

[Urban Ranger]

Party pooper?

[Japher]

*Japher puts plastic wrap over this party

[Az]