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  • ohhhh, they're getting clever. either that or desperate.

    Ok, what do you think about this? I'm on match.com, one of those online personals websites. i like meeting new people, and this is a pretty good way to meet people from all over the world . . . anyway this person "winked" at me (thats what you do to show interest in another persons profile on match.com) and her profile seemed interesting, so I winked back. We chatted VERY briefly online for a bit (maybe a few minutes) then she said she had to go, but she'd send me an email with a more lenghty introduction, and some more pics. Several days pass. then i get this email from her
    Hi! How are you? Can you believe it's November already? 2003 is gonna be over with a blink of an eye. Days are just flying by! I finally had some time to contact you back. We were chatting the other day on match, and I'm sorry I had to bail so soon. You probably didn't believe I'd write you, but I did! =)

    I have to say, I feel kind of weird using personal ads to meet a man, but the ones I've met at bars or clubs usually are putting on an act, or are too busy trying to be cool in front of their friends. Don't get me wrong, I'm an outgoing and social person but that scene gets old really fast. Anyway, my girlfriend told me she met a guy that she hit it off with on the match website so I'm giving it a shot )

    Well, about me, I'm an active person and like to experience new things and meet new people. I'm not that complicated to please, unlike some women, so an expensive date is not what I require. When a man puts some thought into it shows me he cares more than just throwing some money around. Intimacy is an important part of a relationship but I'm not someone who sleeps around. I just don't get intimate with someone I don't know. I'm not saying months or even weeks, just long enough that I know you're not some guy that loves playing with different women's heads!

    If you're looking for the same then we should get to know each other better and maybe get together sometime. Let's shoot for next weekend. That will give us some time to talk. To be honest, the pic I had up on match wasn't me because I don't completely trust those things. So here are my true pics. *here she inserted her website address* I'd love to hear your opinion,there are a few surprises I think you'll like.

    xoxo's....Teresa

    and i go to that website(don't worry, there's no porn here), (conveniently linked for you here )

    Ok, so after I see that, the *this person is trying to sell me porn* alarms start going off . . . but this has gotta be the most time-consuming approach i've ever seen to selling porn before. What do you think?
    -connorkimbro
    "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

    -theonion.com

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    Skanky. Or kinky. Whichever you prefer.

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    • #3
      ehh, that's not my point. my point is, i don't think she's a "real person" . . . maybe that's really her in those pics, but she's not interested in meeting people, other than for an opportunity to sell her porn site. i'm not interested in meeting people so that they can sell me things, i can find porn by myself, thank you. ya know?
      -connorkimbro
      "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

      -theonion.com

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      • #4
        It says that it's free
        CSPA

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        • #5
          ehh, oh yeah. didn't notice that.

          it does still seem odd though, doesn't it?

          or am i just being wierd?

          i'll go check it out a bit further
          -connorkimbro
          "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

          -theonion.com

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          • #6
            OOPS! no it's not, in truth. this is once you get to the second page of the registration process
            For a limited time only!!! Your LIFETIME membership to the LetsGoDate Dating Ring is COMPLETELY FREE with your One FULL month of LetsGoDate Dating! In addition to Instant access to each member's Ring site you get unlimited access to contact any member of your choice with the Letsgodate full membership for only 39.95. . . .


            and it continues further . . .
            -connorkimbro
            "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

            -theonion.com

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            • #7
              Does 'naive' mean anything to you ? Hopefully you only gave them your email (although if its a real one thats bad enough).
              We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
              If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
              Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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              • #8
                man, you go look at her profile, and then think "does any thing seem out of the ordinary?"

                NO, it doesn't! she seems like any other normal person out there, that just wants to meet people online! it wasn't until i saw her "website" that anything seemed amiss.
                -connorkimbro
                "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

                -theonion.com

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                • #9
                  Maybe I'm naive but it where exactly does it say it's a porn site?
                  Of course it could still be that she's not real and its' a "trick" to get you to join and eventually give them your money...
                  CSPA

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                  • #10
                    i don't know if it's a porn site or not, i'm not giving my money to find out though. my point is, she's trying to sell something and this is one of those oddest ways to so do that i've ever encountered.
                    -connorkimbro
                    "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

                    -theonion.com

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                    • #11
                      Maybe she's selling her body. Seeing those pictures, I'd certainly pay $39.95 for it
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                      • #12
                        Please!

                        This is so contrived! It's obvious the lady in the website is trying to self promote. She probably wants to build interest in her website by appearing "real" and not having to do any nasty stuff, like have sex with guys.

                        She's probably one of those lipstick lezzies.

                        If I'm wrong and she ends up being your girlfriend, my apologies.
                        Haven't been here for ages....

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                        • #13
                          Wow, really surreal. I'd expect these things to be used for prostitution but that's just too much effort for just some quasi-porn.
                          Oh ck, check your email.
                          Stop Quoting Ben

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                          • #14
                            It's not a porn site. The person you "chatted" with was likely a bot or some wage slave to hook you. "She" was just a clever ploy to get you to come to "her" datinging site.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              it definately wasn't a bot. it's rather easy to tell the difference between a bot and a real person . . .
                              -connorkimbro
                              "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

                              -theonion.com

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