Are you spoken for?

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
You guys who have been in relationships for more than a few years. How do you cope?? I have enough problems going with the same person for more than a few weeks!!

Easy-- you find someone with whom you never feel like you are "coping"- The fact that you personally have not found that person yet does not mean they are not out there

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
mrs horse keeps my balls in a jar in the kitchen.

if i play up she grabs the jar threatens to smash it on the kitchen tiles

You think he's joking...!?

[Alexander's Horse]

yes Moby has met mrs horse - I'm sure he'll attest she's formidable.

not unlike ms mobius in some respects i thought....

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
yes Moby has met mrs horse - I'm sure he'll attest she's formidable.

not unlike ms mobius in some respects i thought....

Yes, she is very... Efficient!

Ms Mobius is a cunning one - she lets me think I can do what I like and then *crack* suddenly the leash snaps tight!

[Alexander's Horse]

yes - i noticed the beads of sweat on your brow when we were surfing poly

[Shogun Gunner]

Originally posted by Myrddin
Shogun Gunner

You need to move on to the next stage of marriage; after you have a sleepless baby your wife will be pleading with you to stay up all night playing Civ with a baby on your shoulder

Funny you should mention that Myrddin! I've been through that routine twice! First daughter is four years old and my second daughter is four months old and I'll play a few turns with her on my shoulder at 4 AM. Obviously, you've been through that...

It's pretty bad that I associate vanilla Civ 2 with my first daughter and Civ 3 PTW with my second daughter. I'm not a bad parent, am I?

[Shogun Gunner]

forgot the porn part...

I've got porn on my computer, and plenty of it!

I had to encrypt the files using a triple des encryption routine; setup up multiple logins for the family; make access to "the porn drive" available to my account only, set automatic purging of temp, offline content and cookies after each exit.... and get really frustrated with all work that takes so I just broke down and bought both my wife and daughter their own computer (with no porn - my daughter's at least!).

[Alexander's Horse]

Potomac Falls....is that anywhere near Frostbite Falls?

[Shogun Gunner]

Ummm, not that I'm aware of... Where's Frostbite Falls?