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Happy Halloween!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Tags: None
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*ring*
Hello? Pope? Yeah, there's this guy, see...lives in the United States...his name is Mr. Fun. Right, Mr. Fun. No, I didn't make that up. He lives in Eastern Illinois...well I dunno, somewhere in Indiana I think. Illinois is mostly north-south...he's says he's conservative and gay...what? Oh, okay. Hold on...
He wants to know if you want to be an archbishop.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Well, I for one am DEEPLY offended by this whole Halloween holiday.
People dressing up as undead and other such foul things, or WORSE, trying to pass themselves off as members of the medical profession and the like!
Shocking. Revolting.
I think we should ban this holiday!
-=Vel=-
(who, this year for Halloween, decided to dress as one of those hugely irritating people who have to find SOME reason to nitpick and complain about *everything* )
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