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In a similar vein as RAH:
We were a broad group of buddies spending the vacation together in the countryside, aged 15 or so. Many people in the group were already used to smoke pot and didn't make a big deal about it. But there was one beginner who felt really cool and really elite because he smoked. He was so obnoxious we decided to gather some horse crap and sell it as a special weed (called "Aya" like "Ayatollah" because we pretended it was Iranian).
After paying a hefty price, he pretended it was some excellent weed, and he thought he was flying high
But the best part is that he always tried to share his "Aya" with his friends who thoroughly refused for a reason unbeknownst to him 
Useless to say, his breath smelled like horse crap for days after that
We were a broad group of buddies spending the vacation together in the countryside, aged 15 or so. Many people in the group were already used to smoke pot and didn't make a big deal about it. But there was one beginner who felt really cool and really elite because he smoked. He was so obnoxious we decided to gather some horse crap and sell it as a special weed (called "Aya" like "Ayatollah" because we pretended it was Iranian).
After paying a hefty price, he pretended it was some excellent weed, and he thought he was flying high
But the best part is that he always tried to share his "Aya" with his friends who thoroughly refused for a reason unbeknownst to him Useless to say, his breath smelled like horse crap for days after that
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