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    okay, so my ex and i broke up a couple months ago, and i still talk to her every now and then. Tonight she sent me a picture of her new boyfriend, and the boy is a troll. oh, the joy of the simple things in life...
    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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    thats just immature
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    • #3
      Re: one of the most gratifying things ever...

      Originally posted by Kaak
      okay, so my ex
      For a moment I misread that...And given the title, you can't really blame me
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      • #4
        What? She's dating Asher/Fez/Che/Zylka/Sloww/Ned/Wiglaf/Imran/MrFun/Ming/MtG/ixnay/etc

        Perhaps she's a female polygamist--she must be dating the whole of the OTF community.
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #5
          Re: one of the most gratifying things ever...

          Originally posted by Kaak
          okay, so my ex and i broke up a couple months ago, and i still talk to her every now and then. Tonight she sent me a picture of her new boyfriend, and the boy is a troll. oh, the joy of the simple things in life...
          Doesn't that say more about her taste in men than anything else
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          • #6
            or her desperation
            "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

            "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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            • #7
              nah I think it's taste in men... poor Kaak. I feel bad for you. This 'troll' must be better than you. he's getting the ***** while you aint.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by mrmitchell Perhaps she's a female polygamist--she must be dating the whole of the OTF community.
                She's an apolygamist and is dating the entire site!
                Not my turn for ages yet though.

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                • #9
                  Re: one of the most gratifying things ever...

                  Originally posted by Kaak
                  okay, so my ex and i broke up a couple months ago, and i still talk to her every now and then. Tonight she sent me a picture of her new boyfriend, and the boy is a troll. oh, the joy of the simple things in life...
                  I shouldn't gloat too much. Maybe he's just got a better personality and a bigger ****.
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                  • #10
                    female polygamist

                    great for lesbians...

                    apolygamist

                    monogamous?


                    i think the term you're looking for is more along the lines of polyandrist.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Albert Speer
                      nah I think it's taste in men... poor Kaak. I feel bad for you. This 'troll' must be better than you. he's getting the ***** while you aint.
                      he may be getting it, but if so, then just from her. So it's doubtful he's getting nearly as much as I am besides, it was a mutual break up.

                      Laz: better personality, maybe. bigger ****, doubt it
                      "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                      "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                      • #12
                        There's an old wise saying that states that you aren't truely over it if you take joy in things like this.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by mrmitchell
                          What? She's dating Asher/Fez/Che/Zylka/Sloww/Ned/Wiglaf/Imran/MrFun/Ming/MtG/ixnay/etc

                          Perhaps she's a female polygamist--she must be dating the whole of the OTF community.
                          wait how'd i get lumped in there

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                          • #14
                            Sexual prowess is inversely proportional to the amount of time spent talking about it.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
                              Sexual prowess is inversely proportional to the amount of time spent talking about it.








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