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Some things I just wonder about...maybe you guys can clear me up on somethings like:
Why is it that when I buy hard cookies they get soft and when I buy soft cookies they get hard?
Why do Kamikazees wear helmets?
When people say:"just a second" it NEVER takes a second.
When I call a company and the IVR tells me:" Your call is very important to us...". How do they know, they dont even know who is calling...and they dont even know WHY I'm calling....And if it WAS important somebody would be there to answer me.
Why do women speek a whole different language than us. Like no means yes and yes means no, kitchen is awfully small means I want an other house, turn off the lights and be romantic means my tighs are fat and I dont want you to see them and so on....
When poeple say:'' how's it going?!" they really dont give a ****. And on top of that people always answer yes beacause if they ever say "No..." they know they'll have to start a conversation.
When you cross people for the second time in the day at the office instead of saying "Hi!" again you just give them the mandatory Eyebrow and on the third time you just try to avoid eye contact?
and so on....
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Why is it that when I buy hard cookies they get soft and when I buy soft cookies they get hard?
Why do Kamikazees wear helmets?
When people say:"just a second" it NEVER takes a second.
When I call a company and the IVR tells me:" Your call is very important to us...". How do they know, they dont even know who is calling...and they dont even know WHY I'm calling....And if it WAS important somebody would be there to answer me.
Why do women speek a whole different language than us. Like no means yes and yes means no, kitchen is awfully small means I want an other house, turn off the lights and be romantic means my tighs are fat and I dont want you to see them and so on....
When poeple say:'' how's it going?!" they really dont give a ****. And on top of that people always answer yes beacause if they ever say "No..." they know they'll have to start a conversation.
When you cross people for the second time in the day at the office instead of saying "Hi!" again you just give them the mandatory Eyebrow and on the third time you just try to avoid eye contact?
and so on....
Spec.
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