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**self biased** · October 28, 2003, 03:17

first off, it looks totally photochopped. second, that's got to be the coolest kid in the universe.

**Zylka** · October 28, 2003, 03:19

A - dunno
B - A giant security magnet will kill him when robbing a bank for his crank fix. How cool is that???

**self biased** · October 28, 2003, 03:24

crank addicts don't rob banks. they whore themselves out. robbing banks is too much time and effort.

**Zylka** · October 28, 2003, 03:26

What exactly is that going to whore himself out to? PICK ME, PICK ME - FREE HEP-C INCLUDED

**self biased** · October 28, 2003, 03:29

dude. you need to watch more HBO. they've got specials on all the time about drug addicts and prostitutes.

**Zylka** · October 28, 2003, 03:42

Neither of the two having ANYTHING to do with my own life!

**Snotty** · October 28, 2003, 04:03

Whats that on his ears? Miniture black holes?

**Zylka** · October 28, 2003, 04:05

Gauge plugs that you work up incrementally in size so you can grow freakishly streteched earlobes like some sort of backwards pigmy villager chump.

**Alexander's Horse** · October 28, 2003, 04:30

They obviously haven't heard of hepatitus.

**DanielXY** · October 28, 2003, 05:17

Being the coolest kid, he will get laid alot in highschool.

With this prospect, he probably wont care about your concerns that much...

**Dis** · October 28, 2003, 05:21

Those 2 have lots of high job prospects in their future. I can feel it.

**Q Classic** · October 28, 2003, 07:51

where's banana?

**monolith94** · October 28, 2003, 10:14

That is the single most obviously photoshopped picture I have ever seen in my entire life.

**Zylka** · October 28, 2003, 10:20

why's that, Mono

How could a loving parent do this to their child?