The Altera Centauri collection has been brought up to date by Darsnan. It comprises every decent scenario he's been able to find anywhere on the web, going back over 20 years.
25 themes/skins/styles are now available to members. Check the select drop-down at the bottom-left of each page.
Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
"Every sperm is sacred" - Meaning of Life
Fat man explodes in restaurant - MoL
"He's been a naughty boy, he's not coming out" - LoB
Black Night - HG
The last battle scene in HG
Tossing Animals from the castle - HG
Holy Hand Grenade - HG
Finally.... the funniest joke in history
Another thing, although not quiet a Python sketch, is from the Holy Grail CD: the Camelot Song sketch in Lego.
I prefered 'The Adventures of Martin Luther'
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
It's not really a Monty Python episode but it features some of its original cast- Fawlty Towers tv series
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me....
The philospher song
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
Every sperm is sacred
There are so many many songs
“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
As aforementioned, "The Bishop!" thing is indeed hilarious.
I also like the episode that starts with the movie set where Cleese is the Scottish director who thinks everything is "grrreeeat!", and then they fight the giant penguin. The name escapes me at the moment.
"I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan
The middle of the film (introduction) - The Meaning of Life
The Grim Reaper - Meaning of Life
The machine that goes 'ping' (and the administrator) - The Meaning of Life
The Holy Hand Grenade and killer rabbit - Holy Grail
And my favourite MP sketch: The Crimson Life Assurance Company's invasion of the main feature - The Meaning of life
Smile For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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