Hot or Not

[DeathByTheSword]

i am currently talking up to her

[self biased]

well... they look similar... so go for it.

and i don't really need any help getting laid. there's this seventeen year-old that lives down the street that would be happy to give it up to me. but it's the hunt; the challenge that proves to be the thrill

[Pekka]

Where's her upper lip? Be careful... she could be one of those human flesh eaters!

Also, is older than 16, but wants to keep that 'daddies little cutie' look. Means she has something to hide. Hideous past, experimenting in high school with basketball team? I don't know, possibly. Plus: You can introduce this to your family and she's still a beast in the bedroom. Cons: She might take a butchers knife and make you a less man.

Make up suggests she can't a) do it really well b) is not interested doing it well c) just has a bad make up day e) was too busy before this picture d)yaadayaadayaa.. all of the above suggest she doesn't take her pictures seriously. She showed you this picture, so it's prolly one of the better pictures anyway. Dangerous. Suggests alert pink.

Backround suggests this picture was taken at home, so that could explain the cutie look and kids clothes, and bad make up. So, this could be a plus. On the negative note, this might mean she really is a home person, and if you want to call her, every second day you'll be talking to her parents and ask when she can come to the phone.

DEFINITELY a Disney lover. Does NOT go for erotic lingerie. At least not on the first 6 months. You can make it a game, it's either fun or it just frustrates you.
She has one ear ring in this picture, which is worrying. It's weird. I can't make anything up from this, but this concerns me.

Look carefully. This is just about as good as it gets. The hair has been like this forever. She has a high forhead, and likes to cover it with her hair down like that. Even at home. Even. At. Home.
Because of the lacking upper lip, she can't even pull the hair back on tight to ponytail, because that would make her lower facial area look weird and extra tight, so she needs to have it loosen up, and because of the high forhead, down like that because she's not comfortable with it. No businessman-secretary role games for you, sorry. Or flight attendant. Or lion tamer.

But all in all, she would make a good mother, average lover, good mate. You just have to deal with the fact, that she still watches Bambi 4 times a year and cries with it.

[self biased]

ah. she's dutch. and so are you, DBTS. why, oh, why does that figure...?

[Pekka]

What's DBTS?

[DeathByTheSword]

pekka:

she send this as something she wants:

http://store.playboy.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?ruleID=4&lGen=detail&iProductID=13138&itemID=13138&path=1%2C2%2C5%2C24%2C36&itemType=PRODUCT

and this:

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=AF-167563&rfnbr=970&cgnbr=OSSLPSXYLAC&page=1&cgname=OSSLPSXYLAC

she is definatly not what you thing...she is 17 and well i am 18 so it is do able...

[DeathByTheSword]

pekka: that is me DeathByTheSword = DBTS

[Pekka]

Ok, I take some of this back then. I clearly misjudged.

I actually thought she'd be little over 20. No worries, she's ok then. I like the lingerie!

[DeathByTheSword]

if you would only knew what she showed me what i cant show here!

[Az]

she is 17 and well i am 18 so it is do able

nonono SHE is doable. Very much so

I like the playboy thingee.

[DeathByTheSword]

i have some bad fotos from her but she is promising me a photo of her with a playboy string on....

[Az]

when you say 'bad' do you mean "bad " or "baaaad "?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

There's a heady fog of testosterone in this thread. Regrettably most of the photos here make me want to grab the young ladies depicted, drive them safely home and have a nice cup of tea with their parents.

[Datajack Franit]

Do you understand you're stealing images of these poor *****es and making comments at them as they were pieces of meat?

[Datajack Franit]

I mean, post guy pictures too