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I want to buy something, but don't know anything about it and can't be bothered researching it myself.
Someone do it for me.
Someone do it for me.
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I'm a 26 year old virgin and a girl smiled at me today, what do I do?
I don't know, because I'm a 26 year old virgin too, so I'll just post some sexist jokes.Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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Generic List of Thread Titles and Starters:
"Look what Oddity I found after 59 consecutive hours of Web Browsing", Stefu.
"Newsflash of the latest Terrorist Attacks in Israel", Siro/Azazel.
"A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT
"Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand
"My Rage About the Drug War has Sent Me Into a Parsing Frenzy", Berzerker
"Can you believe this Rightest Evil that is currently being perpetrated on the Third World?" by Chegitz Guevara
"No, Che, I cannot. How about these being committed by Americans/Bush?" by Monkspider, Sava, Agathon, and Chegitz in separate threads, about separate topics
"Pinochet is the way!" Fez
"Check out the latest Intel ADS-6044-PDQ 10GhZ thingamabobble that kicks AMD's latest offering in the as*!!" Asher
"How Microsoft screwed 47,000 African school children out of their milk money", Urban Ranger
"Women: How I can't get any, and by the way, here's how to dress and act to attract them.", Albert Speer.
"Slightly Girlie topics, like Barbie Dolls", LTEC!
"Yet another excuse to post pictures of Mantas/Sophia", Saras/JohnT
"Can you ban me for the 39th time? I'm not getting any work done again", GP/TCO
"GNP/EBITDA/MDMA/LSD/NYSE/FEDEX/AMEX/VISA/UPS Econo Thread Part MMCCLXXIII", DanS/Roland/Adam SmithComment
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I covered the OS thing, it was meant to cover the Mac/PC thing as well.
ya, but you didn't get the spirit of the things.
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This is awesome. Now we can distil the whole forum into a single thread. Just think of the improved efficiency!
If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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Great summaries! 
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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One thread summary.
Attached FilesHold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.Comment
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Hmmm.... Next try....
Warez is good...
No warez is thieving.
BTW you can download crack for 3D Studio Max from [censored]
Case closed. See ya in week.
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Anime is cool Manga is cool
I hate Japanese arts.money sqrt evil;
My literacy level are appalling.Comment
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I prefer to think of these as your "A thread I posted to Straight Dope's Cafe Society forum but what the hell, I'll post it here as well" threads."A thread about something Entertainment related in a pathetic attempt to break up the political monotony on the OT.", JohnT"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Cubs suck,
Bears Suck.
Insert any sport's team Suck.
America Football is really handmellon.
Soccer is for wussies.
My fantasy team kicks your team's A**
I won the football Pool.
I lost the football Pool.
Etc. Etc Etc.
Surpised these haven't come up already.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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X has failed.
No it hasn't. Real X has not been tried yet.
Where X = any political, social, philosophical, economic, or religious system you can think of.Old posters never die.
They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....Comment
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Now where would we have gotten that impression the past couple of weeks??Originally posted by JohnT
"Hey, look at me!", Slowwhand
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Which are different from those "A thread that I stole from the SDMB Cafe Society because I'm too lame to come up with my own creative ideas - I sure hope that Stefu or Imran shuts up and doesn't say anything" threads by yours truly.Originally posted by Stefu
I prefer to think of these as your "A thread I posted to Straight Dope's Cafe Society forum but what the hell, I'll post it here as well" threads.Comment
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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
I found this test on the Internet. I did it. Here's my result.
Here's my result.
Here's my result.
Here's my result. Hey, mine's the same as yours.
So it is. Interesting.
Here's my result.
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