Summary of Apolyton OT

[MikeH]

Some people are religious, some aren't.
Some religious people are good, some aren't.
Some non-religious people are good, some aren't.

Some people are right wing, some are left wing.
Some right wingers are ludicrous hypocrites, some aren't.
Some left wingers are ludicrous hypocrites, some aren't.

A politician says something. It makes people angry.
He was right.
No he wasn't.

Some people think abortion is ok in some circumstances, some people don't.
Some people relate that issue to religion, some people don't.

Some people think that people should be allowed to have guns, some people don't.
Sometimes some people shoot other people.
Note: People also die in other ways.

George W Bush has a facial resemblance to a primate.

Microsoft isn't as bad as some people make out but isn't perfect, nor is any other operating system maker.
Open source is evil.
No it's not.

I have a new computer, it's really fast.
My new one is even faster.
I'm jealous.
I don't need a computer that fast to play Pong.

I like the following songs: *insert your favourite songs here*
I like the following albums: *insert your favourite albums here*
I like the following musical artists: *insert your favourite musical artists here*
Those songs/albums/artists suck
A 'joke' about rap having dropped the c.

The moderators suck.
We're just following orders.
You're nazis.
See you in a week, case closed.

Chicago sports teams sucks.

Predict all 1-0 home wins.

Would you like some cheese with your whine?

Don't feed the troll.

*does the DL dance*

Here is a photo of me: *insert photo here*

I think that's it. Let me know if there's something I missed. You can all go and do something else instead now.

[MichaeltheGreat]

You pretty much covered it entirely.

Now I can take off for the weekend and do something useful.

[Caligastia]

Lame troll

[Seeker]

you missed one great tradition...people reading important world news at Apolyton first before anywhere else...

remember when the was a thread essentially devoted to making sure no NY members were dead 2 years ago?

[FrustratedPoet]

post ante deletia

[MikeH]

Oh yeah, that reminds me

"Spam thread."

Also, the music thing can be extended to include movies.

[Japher]

Banana

What are those crazy people in the Sumainteriaiane threads talking about and why do they only write with vowels...aieeiaieiaieiai

Let's Bomb the Coffee Shop!

[FrustratedPoet]

chopping the skin off the end of a babies pee-pee is evil.
no it isn't
isn't it more healthy that way?
has that been proven?
maybe
of course not
I dunno
Isn't it just a jewish thing?
Apparently not
You're an evil parent
I'll tell your parent's you're gay
Let's never speak of this again

[Caligastia]

[Q Classic]

look at this cool microsoft thing. way better than macs, which suck, by the way.
you're wrong, *******, windows computers suck.
shut yo f*ckin' mouf, *******, macs suck harder.
dude, why can't we all just get along?
you're a f*cking ****er, windows sucks and you're wrong.
CHILL

[MikeH]

I covered the OS thing, it was meant to cover the Mac/PC thing as well.

[Japher]

Poor people are poor because they are lazy
No, poor people are poor because "the man" keeps them that way.

Economics in general.

[MikeH]

Good call!!! I missed that.

[Japher]

I think we might want to add LTEC! "hinting" to MtG about what doll she wants for [insert holiday here].

It's becoming more frequent

[Stefu]

I found a mildly amusing link. Here it is.
The link is mildly amusing. I'd like to express my amusement through an animated smiley.

I'm drunk.
Me too.

Look, I have a picture of a beautiful woman.
I will now post sexist comments because they are amusing.

Israel should stop oppressing Palestinians.
No, Israel has the right to defend itself.

Someone has a birthday. I will celebrate it by using a folksy Texan saying.