IW's IWS, IWS XXII: Aaaaannnsswaaaaarrrss!!11!!

[Method]

shmented

[Immortal Wombat]

Azazel:
Dickhead

[The Andy-Man]

I sent mine, but there is a postal strike going on,

[Drogue]

If my Oxford form was delayed, even by 1 day, because of that postal strike, I will start killing

[st_swithin]

rent boy.

[Method]

Originally posted by Drogue
If my Oxford form was delayed, even by 1 day, because of that postal strike, I will start killing

/me whistles innocently and hides behind the Lemmy

[Drogue]

*Bump*

This expires in less than 24 hours, so if you want to enter, I would suggest doing it soon.

[Method]

badump.

[Tuberski]

Where the hell are the answers?????

ACK!

[Immortal Wombat]

in the opening post.

However... the results are on their way.

[Immortal Wombat]

low scores, low entrance rate... easy to mark



1. William Shatner!
Who played Captain James T Kirk in TV StarTrek? (or variants) [6]
Who's... got... the... sexiest... toupee? [1]
Complete the phrase "We put the fun back in ______." [1]
Who should every self-respecting Star Trek fan have an altar to? [1]
Who should be thrown out of a helicopter? [1]
Who is the worst director since Ed Wood? [1]
If you were stuck on a Desert Island, and could take only one Star Trek Actor with you, which would it be? [1]
Who was the actor who sang Elton John's "Rocketman"? [1]
Who was the first Canadian in space? [1]
If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be? [1]
Who played Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek: Voyager? [1]

// Somewhat disappointed nobody knew the joke. It's driving me mad.

22
"How many people will enter this IWS contest?" [1]
At what age do you usually vomit the most? [1]
What is the only age worth living? [1]
What comes after 6? [1]
How many wives did Henry VIII have? [1]
what comes after 21? [1]
How many feet does a football squad have at average? [1]
How many miles up should said helicopter be flying at? [1]
19, 20, 21, 22, 863, 492, __, 72, 9606... [1]
Which is the odd one out of these four: blue, Bananarama, the Taliban, carrots. [1]
What is 11 multiplied by 2? [1]
Catch? [1]
How many minutes are there in an hour? [1]
What is 6*9 [1]
huh? [1]
What is 42 minus 22? [1]

// 22 different questions to answer 2 ("22") in IWS 22. Good job.

Zylka
What is the most likely/frequent answer to this question/IWS questions? [4]
Zylka? [3]
When in doubt, put ________. [1]
There's a place in France? [1]
Which Apolytoner would most likely destroy the universe as we know it? [1]
Who is the greatest Apolytoner apart from Ming? [1]
Who else should be thrown with previously mentioned person? [1]
When people say "Banana", whose are they speaking of? [1]
Why did you choose the answer that you did for question seven? [1]
Does Iraq have WMD? [1]
Who is that strange, twitching person in the corner? [1]

// :zylka:


llama, guanaco, alpaca, vicuana
Name Species of South American relatives of the camel. [3]
Which is the odd one out of these four, etc. [2]
What are the four animals I am not thinking of? [1]
Name four mammals. [1]
inca [1]
Would you have sex with a camel [1]
Quellich: [1]
Name 4 unrelated foreign-sounding words. [1] // mr mitchell didn't do his homework
Anything else to throw out while at it? [1]
If you were on Acid, what 4 things owuld you see? [1]
Name 3 types of fish [1]
Which animals spit more than American baseball players? [1]
What causes belly button lint? [1]

// The sensible answer won??


We put the fun back in ______.
fundamentalist/s/ism [3]
MrFun [2]
zylka [1]
Funtacular [1]
William Shatner! [1]
Fundamentals of Physics, 6th Edition [1]
war [1]
IWS [1]
zylka [1]
FUNTASTIC [1]
Lemon curry [1]
Catholocism [1]
Funeral. [1]

//

"Which is the odd one out of these four: blue, Bananarama, the Taliban, carrots?"
Bananarama [5]
Blue [3]
carrots [3]
The Taliban [1]
Michael Jackson's over-sized left testicle. [1] // mercifully
22 [1]
no [1]
llama, guanaco, alpaca and vicuna. [1]

//

Why that one?
Because [3]
Zylka [2]
Only one syllable [1]
It was the only one not considered an intelligent lifeform in all possible circles. [1]
The Compass needle pointed there. [1]
Because without the others, there would be a difference. Noone would notice if Bananarama disappeared though. Besides, when in doubt, choose the most evil option [1]
Because the rest are harmless, but carrots are deadly tools of destruction [1]
:banana: [1]
Because you asked me to, big boy [1] //
it's not a vegetable. [1]
All the others are yellow and make a glorious mess when smashed. [1]
the devil made me do it. [1]
I hate George W. Bush. [1]

//


Quellich
Quiddich (ish) [3]
Crushich [1]
rocks [1]
Tralunia [1]
Baseball [1]
llama, guanaco, alpaca and vicuna [1]
Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure Pat Robertson needs it done to him [1]
I hate Saddam W. Hussein [1]
George [1]
zylka [1]
indeed [1]
I tenki desu ne [1]
I'll take The Rapist for $300, Alex. [1]
I hate George W. Bush. [1]

// It was only the next day I realised this should have been Quellish, and you can google that.
// Somewhat more amusing that Quellich. But hey, who cares?

// For the record, Method is the only one still Zylka'ing. Point and laugh.

[Immortal Wombat]

And the results...

st_swithin 8
Skanky Burns 9
mrmitchell 10
The Andy-Man 10
Theben 10
SnowFire 11
Smiley 12
St Leo 12
Azazel 16
Wernazuma III 16
Ben Kenobi 17















skywalker 19
















Drogue 21

















Method 22
Deathtongue 22













Kassiopeia 23
out of a possible 28. Well done, congrats Kassi!

[Az]

I thought that "We put the fun back in MrFun" was pretty darn funny.

[Kassiopeia]

Go me. What a messy round this was. You were begging it with questions, er, answers like that, though. I'll try to make the next one a bit more, shall I say, appealing. IWS 23 on your local OTF by Friday, stay tuned. I still haven't cleaned up the pm mess from the last time I held one of these.

[st_swithin]

Are we being graded on a curve here? Ouch, this is too much like university.