Theorem: There exists fanfiction for EVERYTHING ever created

[Paul Hanson]

I haven't dared look, but I should bloody hope not.

My main problem with fanfic isn't that it's monumentally sad (which it is), but that it's almost always really poorly written. And perverted.

[Az]

Hey! If you don't like it, write some of your own!

[Paul Hanson]

I'd rather maintain my dignity, thanks.

[Drake Tungsten]

Carter was nervous meeting the handsome President Bartlett, but it was necessary if they were going to keep the Stargate project from being shut down. It was a little odd that the President had requested she meet him in the Oval Office at such a late hour, but what could possibly happen?

[Paul Hanson]

You write like a pro, Drake. Are you sure you haven't done this before?

[Drake Tungsten]

You write like a pro, Drake. Are you sure you haven't done this before?

You got me. I'm the author of all the Sailor Moon-Seabiscuit crossover fanfiction circulating on the internet.

[Az]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Carter was nervous meeting the handsome President Bartlett, but it was necessary if they were going to keep the Stargate project from being shut down. It was a little odd that the President had requested she meet him in the Oval Office at such a late hour, but what could possibly happen?

[Paul Hanson]

What he hasn't mentioned is what's going on in the next room, where O'Neill and Teal'c are engaged in a threesome with Mrs. Landingham.

[Stefu]

The true horrors of fanfic haven't even began to surface in this thread. Behold:

Al Gore/Joe Lieberman slash.

Rick/Vyvyan (The Young Ones) slash.

Monty Python slash.

And last but not least, Bart Simpson Gets The Burdizzo.

[Stefu]

Also, ixnay's theorem should be specified a bit - there exists erotic fanfiction (or fanart) for everything ever created. Find more here.

[Drake Tungsten]

What he hasn't mentioned is what's going on in the next room, where O'Neill and Teal'c are engaged in a threesome with Mrs. Landingham.

That's because I have no idea who Mrs. Landingham is (Lily Tomlin's character, perhaps?). You must continue the fanfiction, Paul Hanson. I don't know the West Wing well enough to do the story justice.

[Az]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
What he hasn't mentioned is what's going on in the next room, where O'Neill and Teal'c are engaged in a threesome with Mrs. Landingham.

actually, it's a foursome. The snake came out and got in on the act.

[Paul Hanson]

I'm terribly sorry. I would continue the story, but my brain melted when it occurred to me that I actually took the time to think up and write a sentence about such a situation as I did there.

[Q Classic]

slash is bad enough, but so long as it's not furry fanfics...

"bartlett's tawny mane bristled as cj's lithe feline body drew near..."

[Seeker]

Are furries intended to be erotic or....?