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The Event, Of October 15th
Pull yourselves up a place to sit, and let me tell of The Event.
October fifteenth, nineteen hundred and noneya.
Due to a heretofore never seen alignment of the planets, many events took place.
The tides stopped.
Rivers ran upstream.
Volcano's erupted around the world, as if planned to do so in unison.
The animals and fowls all raised their voices in alarm.
Mankind, generally speaking, had nor has rememberance of what transpired.
That was also a part of The Event.
One must search through records with all due diligence, to find a record of any kind.
I managed to find just such a record of these calamities, that had been transcribed by a deaf, mute, and blind aborigine who remained unaffected due to his infirmiries.
What was the cause of The Event ?
A woman of good heart had been placed with demon seed.
She was to become the anti-mother, against all her wishes.
From her issue would come forth the spawn of evil.
An evil that all of us must deal with on a daily basis.
An evil so heinous, so shocking, so scandalous that the very ongoing fabric of our existence is called into doubt.
The Event, that caused so much disruption in our world, on the date of October fifteenth, nineteen hundred and noneya rendered us fragile.
Prepare, for tomorrow is once again to mark us.
Ladies and Gentleman, The Event was the births of Ming the Merciless Bastard and RAH the Jackass, Overlord of The Ferret Kingdom.
May God watch over us all, in this time of trouble and woe.
Atheists, you're on your own.
October fifteenth, nineteen hundred and noneya.
Due to a heretofore never seen alignment of the planets, many events took place.
The tides stopped.
Rivers ran upstream.
Volcano's erupted around the world, as if planned to do so in unison.
The animals and fowls all raised their voices in alarm.
Mankind, generally speaking, had nor has rememberance of what transpired.
That was also a part of The Event.
One must search through records with all due diligence, to find a record of any kind.
I managed to find just such a record of these calamities, that had been transcribed by a deaf, mute, and blind aborigine who remained unaffected due to his infirmiries.
What was the cause of The Event ?
A woman of good heart had been placed with demon seed.
She was to become the anti-mother, against all her wishes.
From her issue would come forth the spawn of evil.
An evil that all of us must deal with on a daily basis.
An evil so heinous, so shocking, so scandalous that the very ongoing fabric of our existence is called into doubt.
The Event, that caused so much disruption in our world, on the date of October fifteenth, nineteen hundred and noneya rendered us fragile.
Prepare, for tomorrow is once again to mark us.
Ladies and Gentleman, The Event was the births of Ming the Merciless Bastard and RAH the Jackass, Overlord of The Ferret Kingdom.
May God watch over us all, in this time of trouble and woe.
Atheists, you're on your own.
@Sloww, you Jackass
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