I Always Thought Tassadar Was Like Niles Crane

[SlowwHand]

Man Attacks Stain in Trousers...Destroys Apartment
1 hour, 9 minutes ago


MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man may wish he had stuck with having dirty trousers after an imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain on them destroyed his apartment.

The unnamed Muscovite added a liter of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.

Moscow police confirmed there had been an explosion in a south-eastern Moscow apartment, but would not comment on the cause.

[St Leo]

I blame rampant capitalism.

/me whistles

What?

[Pekka]

I blame Bush.

[Japher]

Must of been a Pepsi drinker

What an idiot...

[SlowwHand]

Of course. Bush.

Here's who Niles Crane is, if you don't know.
From "Frasier" television show.
Frasier, brother Niles, father Marty.

[Pekka]

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My!
Mercy  

And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don’t know what to do with
those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They’re callin’ again.

[SlowwHand]

Whoa! Pekka knows exactly.

[Japher]

Sloww is Marty or Eddie

[Q Classic]

or, as simpsons fans know them, Cecil Terwilliger and his brother, Sideshow Bob.

[SlowwHand]

You think calling me Marty, or Eddie, would upset me?
I'd rather be either, rather than Niles OR Frasier.

[Kuciwalker]

It's Skanky's fault

[Q Classic]

so long as nobody is maris.

[Japher]

I'd rather be either, rather than Niles OR Frasier

True. Yet, Daphney is hot... the only consulation for Niles. Frasier though; Diane and Lilith... not a very good track record IMO.

Actually, I see Sloww as Bulldog.

[SlowwHand]

Did you know Bulldog is Gay, in real life?

[Static Universe]

Re: I Always Thought Tassadar Was Like Niles Crane

Originally posted by SlowwHand

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man may wish he had stuck with having dirty trousers after an imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain on them destroyed his apartment.

Actually, this isn't quite as crazy as it sounds. My family has been in the drycleaning business for about seventy years (seriously).

I have some very old books on the chemistry and machinery of dry cleaning, and believe it or not, gasoline was once used to remove stains and as a drycleaning agent.