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  • Do You Think Women Are Evil ? ? ?

    I'm honestly beginning to think women are the spawn of the Devil. that business in the garden of eden was no accident. Eve knew that if she could get poor innocent Adam to take a bite, men would be damned for all time. The funny part is that we keep comming back for more, even in the back of your mind you keep saying to yourself, stay away. For the love of god and all that is holy, stay away.


    No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.

    But i'm not bitter or anything



    Share with us your proof that women are evil.
    Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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    Everyone's evil, it's just a matter of degree.

    That said, I think you may be confusing "evil" with "incomprehensable".
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #3
      no. women are a gift from god. or something like that.

      I just ignore them and hope they go away

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      • #4
        Both men and women span a broad spectrum of ethics.

        I think most people are basically good. Then I maybe a hopeless optimist
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • #5
          okay.... as we all know:

          Women = Time * Money

          and that

          Time = Money

          also we know that

          Money is the root of all Evil.

          so it is safe to assume that

          Evil = Money^2

          if Women = Money^2 = Time * Money

          therefore,

          Women = Evil.
          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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          • #6
            I love that.
            If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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            • #7
              i'm rather fond of it myself... my freind brad in texas showed me that once...
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • #8
                Asked what he would prefer after death, paradise or hell, Jean d'Ormesson answered : I would like paradise because of the climate, but I would prefer hell for the attendance.

                If women are in hell, lets go to hell.
                Statistical anomaly.
                The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                • #9
                  I don't think women are any more evil than men... but as a man I must admit, they can do some pretty evil stuff.

                  I must also admit they can so some cosmic stuff as well, so I'm not about to start slagging people in skirts.
                  Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
                  "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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                  • #10
                    No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.


                    "Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."
                    B♭3

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                    • #11
                      The mad General in Dr Strangelove

                      Women aren't Evil, it is we men who are Weak.
                      Freedom Doesn't March.

                      -I.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by self biased
                        okay.... as we all know:

                        Women = Time * Money

                        and that

                        Time = Money

                        also we know that

                        Money is the root of all Evil.

                        so it is safe to assume that

                        Evil = Money^2

                        if Women = Money^2 = Time * Money

                        therefore,

                        Women = Evil.
                        I heartily agree.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Q Cubed
                          No wonder they live longer than men. After awhile the life is sucked out of you.


                          "Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."
                          I was talking about my rug...
                          Stop Quoting Ben

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                          • #14
                            I woke up this morning and immediately got laid. They have their uses.

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                            • #15
                              Not that most posters here would ever know, one way or another.
                              When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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