Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Sirotnikov

If I were you I would be scared from a letter that said: "worried about your poo coming out on the chair you're sitting on?"

My daughter did that a couple of times. It's a mess to clean up. But you can't blame her, she's only 2.

[Pekka]

I know this is over the line, but I just have to share it with you.

Few years ago, I had a BAD hangover, who knows maybe I was still drunk.. stopped drinking at 5 in the morning and the next day my stomach was turning and a slight case of diarrhea was imminent.
I was on my knees, searching my cigarrettes under my bed, naked, and coughed really hard, you know the ones that makes your muscles on your stomach really work and your body tensed, and soft poo flew there on the floor. It was horrible, since it smelled bad (hangover, remember) and I was already in bad condition ready to puke. I didn't puke, but it was nasty.

[Whaleboy]

Beautiful

[Pekka]

you like? five dollah and I do it just for you!

[Whaleboy]

yay!!!!

[Sirotnikov]

Siro, . Every person knows the feeling when you desperately need to go on number two and you couch too hard or laugh or whatever... **** happens!

That is one horrible pun!

I know this is over the line, but I just have to share it with you.

Why would you ever want to drink that much? It makes you appear like a crazy person.

My daughter did that a couple of times. It's a mess to clean up. But you can't blame her, she's only 2.

You can threaten her later in life when she is 16 and starts dating.

"If you comeback after 22:00 I'm going to tell your boyfriend about that time you pood on your chair, and I won't be specific about your age at the time. You'll have no friends!"

[Sirotnikov]

[horrible pun alert]

this thread has deteriorated to the gutters

[Pekka]

Why would I get horribly drunk, defying all natures laws and health advices? You're young, you want to .. I don't know.. it's like sports, the more you drink, the better you are at it. But I hardly drink now. But if there's a challenge, I might be obliged to enter.

[Whaleboy]

Pekka: I'm on my fifth glass of martini and orange juice

[Pekka]

elijah, was that a suggestion? ready for poo festivities?

[Whaleboy]

I sure hope you are! I'll break out the kleenex man size...

[Pekka]

crazy Britts I'm on my second liter of coke and half way on my pack of cigs. Give me some time ok, I'm not ready yet.

[Whaleboy]

shall we have a thread for this? Pekka and elijah's drinking competition...

[Pekka]

I think it's not necessary ..
But I have to warn you, don't snatch my poo, I'm very protective about it and it's not part of the show.. it costs you more if you want it afterwards.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka
I know this is over the line, but I just have to share it with you.

Few years ago, I had a BAD hangover, who knows maybe I was still drunk.. stopped drinking at 5 in the morning and the next day my stomach was turning and a slight case of diarrhea was imminent.
I was on my knees, searching my cigarrettes under my bed, naked, and coughed really hard, you know the ones that makes your muscles on your stomach really work and your body tensed, and soft poo flew there on the floor. It was horrible, since it smelled bad (hangover, remember) and I was already in bad condition ready to puke. I didn't puke, but it was nasty.

My wife had an evil stomach virus 10 years ago, causing an explosive diarrhea. She was naked in bed, without a cover, laying flat on her belly and sleeping. In the middle of the night she farted like anyone would had done when the urge emerged. Only problem was that a deciliter of aquous poo went along with the fart, flying half a meter in the air before landing all over our bed including on me. Kinda rude awakening, huh?