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  • Hell Getting Colder Still

    So . . . uhm . . . Bunnygrrl and I are getting married. A week from Sunday; on the 19th.

    That's all.

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    Are you serious?!?
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    "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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    • #3
      And I said congrats already, but still...

      It's a good thing you didn't take long to reach this decision!
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #4
        Congrats.



        One day I'll tell you about my hilarious road to marriage.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #5
          You just want the tax break. Right?

          RIGHT?



          Congratulations!!

          arty:

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wittlich
            Are you serious?!?
            Totally.


            We've been dating for almost 13 years. Actually, it'll be exactly one month shy of thirteen years from when we first met.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              Oh yes, and by the way CONGRATS!!!
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              "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
              "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
              ____________________________

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              • #8
                Wouldn't it be more romantic to marry on the 13th anniversary of when you met?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wittlich
                  Are you serious?!?
                  Yes, he's serious. He told our mother. You don't tell your mother these things if not true!
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tuberski
                    You just want the tax break. Right?

                    RIGHT?
                    Well, yeah.


                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      You have the same mother??????

                      I did not know that.

                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tuberski
                        You have the same mother??????

                        I did not know that.

                        ACK!
                        Did you miss our saying we're brothers somewhere down the line?
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
                          Wouldn't it be more romantic to marry on the 13th anniversary of when you met?
                          Yeah, but the sooner we get married the sooner I can add her to my benefits. That's actually why we're doing it this year (and the tax benefits). We're having a big ceremony next year for friends and family up in Chicago, probably in the Summer.

                          Plus, we have to get married before thirteen years. You know, bad luck and all that.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tuberski
                            You have the same mother??????
                            And the same father.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              That is a rarity now of days!
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                              "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                              "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                              ____________________________

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