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    FREDERICK, Md. -- A spokeswoman for Maryland's first lady, Kendel Ehrlich, says the governor's wife made an "inadvertent figure of speech" last Friday when she spoke about shooting singer Britney Spears.

    Ehrlich was speaking at a domestic violence prevention conference at Frederick's Hood College when she commented on the need to educate young women so they won't be dependent on others.

    In remarks taped by WFMD Radio, the first lady said, "If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."


    "As a working mother raising a 4-year-old son, the first lady has concerns about the negative influences that the entertainment industry can have on young children and teenagers," said Ehrlich's spokeswoman Meghann Siwinski in a statement on Tuesday. "During a public appearance, she inadvertently used a figure of speech to express those concerns."

    Ehrlich has declined, through her spokeswoman, to comment further.


    What a dumb %#$%@. Now Britney will probably beef up security...


    IF YOU WANNA SHOOT, SHOOT, DON'T TALK!
    urgh.NSFW

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    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      I'd shoot her full of something.
      Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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      • #4
        CSPA

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        • #5
          I am so proud of my home state.
          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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          • #6
            I am just kidding, of course. Britney is cool. I have all of her CDs.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #7
              I have all of her CD sleeves.
              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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              • #8
                She sings?

                This MD chick either has a cheating husband or is a closet lezbo...
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Most chances are, No.1. ( Statistically )
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    If I owned a gun, I might lend it to her. Down with Britney!

                    -Arrian
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #11
                      I have all her porn videos and pictures. They're good enough for now. I just hope her career bottoms out while she's still young; I'd hate to see the 50 year old glamour shots in Playboy.

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                      • #12
                        Down with Britney!
                        Oh yeah, she better go down
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          RE:I have all her porn videos and pictures

                          do you have her BDSM video?
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            I own nothing Britiney..
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              She is slave for me. At least she said so. And for some reason, I always get a popup full of pics of her when I log into this forum.
                              So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                              Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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