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    Kennedy to receive Bush Award for Excellence
    Associated Press


    COLLEGE STATION -- U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy will receive the 2003 George Bush Award for Excellence in Public Service.

    The award, which recognizes an individual's or group's dedication to public service at the local, state, national or international levels, will be presented to the Democratic lawmaker at a dinner ceremony Nov. 7 following a speech by Kennedy at Texas A&M University's Rudder Auditorium.

    Former President Bush will present the award to Kennedy, who will join former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl as recipients.

    Kennedy has represented Massachusetts in the United States Senate since he was first elected in 1962 to fill the seat vacated by his brother, President John F. Kennedy. Since then, he has been re-elected seven times, and is now the second most senior member of the Senate.

    Recently, Kennedy has been one of current President Bush's harshest critics over the Iraq war.

    Former President Bush has the sole discretion on who receives the award, said Penrod Thornton, deputy director of the George Bush Presidential Library Foundation. Thornton said he doesn't think the award is anything other than a way for Bush to honor Kennedy.

    "Knowing President Bush, it was more about personalities and contributions of the individuals and it didn't have anything to do with politics," Thornton told the Bryan-College Station Eagle for its Saturday editions.

    Recipients of the Bush Award receive a custom crystal sculpture designed by Eric Hilton for Steuben of New York, as well as a $20,000 cash prize.


    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    Oh, you mean the 1st Annual George Bush Award for Oustanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #3
      Former President Bush will present the award to Kennedy, who will join former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl as recipients.


      Damn. Replace Gorby with Yeltsin and this could've been a first-rate drink off.
      KH FOR OWNER!
      ASHER FOR CEO!!
      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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      • #4
        Could anyone explain what's funny?
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          Kennedy is the antithesis of Dubya. Bush Sr. dissed his son.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            Why is he the antithesis?

            (being a real dumb**** of american politics here. )
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #7
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              Kennedy is the antithesis of Dubya. Bush Sr. dissed his son.
              No he didn't: Son is using Pop to throw political bones at Kennedy w/o having the taint of doing it himself. I seriously doubt that Sr. would've done this w/o Jr's assent.

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              • #8
                So.
                Whos the Most Senior Member of Senate ?
                Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                • #9
                  Kennedy
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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