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My accoustic, pen and paper
and a learjet.
"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Too many items Elijah. Pen and paper can count as one though......people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - SnottyComment
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MrFun of course. He can do the cooking, cleaning, have sex with him and then, when bored, hunt him down like an animal to sacrifice to my pagan god.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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Not to amuze myself, but I would wan't an unlimited supply of toilet papper (2 ply)...non-essential item would you wish to have with you?
If it is just for amuzement purposes? A copy of some funny book like the bible or something by Al Gore or a Clinton...Comment
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No way!!! That salt would inflame my roids that I am sure to get from eating all the bananas!
Also, aren't sharks attracted to poo?
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You don't **** in the ocean, you savage. That's important bio material, keep it on the island. take the crap in the forest, then cover it with soil. But do it on the edges on the forest, near the sea, so you can rapidly plunge and let the ocean waves do the job for you.Comment
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Don't you think Molly Bloom would be better for doing cooking and other domestic type chores?Originally posted by Starchild
MrFun of course. He can do the cooking, cleaning, have sex with him and then, when bored, hunt him down like an animal to sacrifice to my pagan god.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I tried to post this last night, but amazingly the server was too busy at 2 o' clock in the morning.
I can see the smilies no problem. Only a couple times I had trouble loading images. I am having trouble loading threads with many pages like the football thread. If I click last page it doesn't work. I have to click on page 4 and move one by one all the way up.
As for women. women could be a pain because they nag too much. on the mainland it isn't a problem because you can go to a pub and drink. but trapped on an island with a nagging woman could be hell on earth.
so I should clarify that a woman I want should be mute.Comment
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a dumb blond.
No hassle with her that wayeimi men anthropos pollon logon, mikras de sophiasComment
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The mysogynists are coming out in force.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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misogyny? I don't hate women, I love them.
what I do hate is nagging. And you have to admit, women nag alot.Comment
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Only because men give them reasons to nag.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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