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  • #31
    I said IIRC! Must have been some other useless stat I mixed it up with.

    Never mind, doesn't change the fact that Radiohead are the worst band ever to have recorded anything and have done more damage to music than Pink Floyd, Yes and Genesis combined.
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    • #32
      By the sounds of their daft angst and nasal whining it sounds like Coldplay have been heavily influenced by Radiohead, which is a damning indictment in itself.
      If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Buck Birdseed
        I said IIRC! Must have been some other useless stat I mixed it up with.

        Never mind, doesn't change the fact that Radiohead are the worst band ever to have recorded anything and have done more damage to music than Pink Floyd, Yes and Genesis combined.
        Wow, opposite sentiment but just as pretentious. Good show.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #34
          I thought for sure this was about Buck, but it's not. Still he showed up, so I got what I wanted.
          He's got the Midas touch.
          But he touched it too much!
          Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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          • #35
            I liked this review better:

            The lyrics of the opening track, Everything In It's Right Place would make better sense written on a urinal wall - at least you could piss on them. Like the birdie song, Kid A fails to engage me at all. It left me cold, shaking and gently drooling on the floor. Thank god the office cleaner found me in time. I've heard better tunes than The National Anthem from my digital watch, on the hour, every hour.

            Track five, Treefingers sounds just like little bits of aural **** dripping into my brain and I can't believe it was supposed to. Call it an unfortunate accident or something. It is difficult to stop yourself from throwing a brick at your CD player when tosh like Optimistic comes out of it on a regular basis. Track 9, Morning Bell is simply terrible. That's it, no further explanation needed.

            In fact, I despise every second of Radiohead's creation.
            I despise you and your so-called taste
            http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/default.asp

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            • #36
              Pantera also was #1 on the album charts with Far Beyond Driven.

              Can anyone name a hit from that album?

              didn't think so.

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              • #37
                Didn't Paranoid Android hit #1 as well as Creep?
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #38
                  doesn't change the fact that Radiohead are the worst band ever to have recorded anything
                  Wasn't Tool supposed to be the worst band ever?

                  Ha ha, Snapcase can't even keep his own poncey musical opinions in order
                  "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                  "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                  • #39
                    That's 'cause Snapcase is like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

                    "Worst...band...ever!"
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                      I thought this was a poll, and was going to reply: "anything by snappy"...
                      We think alike. For once, I decided to read replies before posting...

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                      • #41
                        What are some normal bands that Shnapster likes. I mean normal to me...

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                        • #42
                          Like what, CCR?
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #43
                            yeah. 55-90. And with some hits.

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                            • #44
                              Damn I'm good.

                              (likes CCR too)
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #45
                                what about bto
                                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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