Let's make Apolyton a teen forum

[Stefu]

I mean, consider this Something Awful "Weekend Web" feature featuring real sweaty 30-year-old men teenagers on Internet forums: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1711

We can't even hope to begin to reach this level of discourse.

[Drake Tungsten]

Sounds an awful lot like Poly, actually. It's all Bush's fault, though.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Okay.

I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm only going down on my boyfriend until then.

Remember: Love Waits. And Swallows.

Peace out!

[BeBMan]

YEAH stop war stop hate stop everything!!!

[Az]

Yeah, read that today, as well.

damn...



I WAS considering to offer that a couple of adventurous people will scout the web for such filth and bring it to apolyton in a similar corner. As you all know, I have no original ideas of myself.

[Datajack Franit]

Damn Stefu beated me in reporting that article

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Azazel
I WAS considering to offer that a couple of adventurous people will scout the web for such filth and bring it to apolyton in a similar corner.

That's not filth. There's stuff much, much, worse.

[Az]

I know. But this is a forum for the entire family so we must put some limits, right?

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm only going down on my boyfriend until then.

Remember: Love Waits. And Swallows.

I actually was an acquaintance with a girl in college who was saving her virginity until she was married but she figured anal sex didn't count. So she'd date guys and, take them up the ass, and then claim she was still a virgin because her cherry wasn't popped.

[Drake Tungsten]

I thought I was the only one who knew a girl who gave up her A-chip before the V-chip.

[Az]

so, did you like it?

[Saint Marcus]

So she'd date guys and, take them up the ass, and then claim she was still a virgin because her cherry wasn't popped.

sad...

[Az]

I'd hit it.

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[Sandman]

The Framley Examiner

Not exactly the pits of depravity, but really, really funny.

[Pekka]

Teenagers are great, beucase they like to experiment things because it's exciting to them... brake few taboos even maybe... and maybiers.. maybiers they give up their bodies to us older gentlemen because we can offer the guidance in that exploration...

.. it's like trailer for nature program... discover the v-mountains and meet the locals in the village of anal.
Experience the drunkening moment of natures own recipies, liquids and smoke, the hot lava from the groins of ancient source of wisdom, and protein.