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  • It's skanky's fault.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • And Bush's.
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      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • the beans?
        "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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        • those too.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
            This place is becoming entirely too Texan.
            You can never have too much Texas, or Texas A&M.

            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • but perhaps too much UT?
              "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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              • yeah, but what would an aggie know about that? mmm?
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                • Originally posted by devilmunchkin
                  but perhaps too much UT?
                  That is possible.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • /me resolves to push the Shop into the new year
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • Is it really 2004? Raise your hand if you actually thought you were going to live this long.
                      Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                      • /me raises hand while making plans for a birthday party
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • I did. However, I am slightly flabbergasted by the concept of being juridically adult for all intents and purposes, but I have until December to get used to it before it actually begins.

                          I am also starting to hear the "your father and I were already dating at your age" line more and more often. Quite disconcerting, that.
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                          • my parents were married at a younger age than I am right now

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                            • Originally posted by Kassiopeia


                              I am also starting to hear the "your father and I were already dating at your age" line more and more often. Quite disconcerting, that.
                              I haven't heard that one, thank the Lord.
                              Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                              • Damn you people are old.
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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