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I'm looking for that evil muppet, Alf -- stole my damn Smirnoff Ice.
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oh, yeah. quart of guiness, thanks.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Alf. I just saw him somewhere. I remember, it was big and leathery and had a funny voice . . .
. . . sorry, false alarm. It was my boss.Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.Comment
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does this joint serve guiness?
I will have a pint thanksComment
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Well! Look who decided to join us!Originally posted by devilmunchkin
i don't think that's beer..i thought i saw DD piss in it earlier....
he was too bothered to get up while studying..the can was the closest thing...
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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what kind of whiskey is this?
>> oh, it's an old family recipe that's been secret for years, aged with just the right combination of---
CLANG! pour me another.B♭3Comment
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A bucket of nuclear waste to go.*grumbles about work*Comment
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WOW.
Long long time no see - what's up SS?
*orders a pint of red damm*Comment
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I (from now on - 'me') may be in possession of some nuclear waste products (from now on - 'products') which ME will be willing to supply to you (from now on - 'customer') for a certain fee (from now on - 'goods') on the condition that COSTUMER shall not have any questions for ME regarding the coming about of PRODUCTS to my hands, or it's origins.
Plus, it may be somewhat dusty, and probably beyond it's half-life time.
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/me watches Pirates of the Caribbean for the third time.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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MeanWhile.....
Lonestar valiently battles a Balrog of MarxgothToday, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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One Mao special coming right up.Originally posted by Shadowstrike
A bucket of nuclear waste to go.
/me wonders if the Balrog will clean up the mess he'll make of Lonestar when he's done kicking his assI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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/me bursts in.
"For the Love of Jeebus, someone Help me, I.. oh God!"
:: Giant flaming/smokey hand reaches through door, grabs Lonestar ::
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo!!!!!"Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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/me fires Desolation Angel power indiscriminately through the doorEverything changes, but nothing is truly lost.Comment
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HA HA! Good boy Buster.
/me throws a treat to the BalrogI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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