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  • ** MrFun makes some calls and e-mails, and soon, the gay mafia tracks Frozzy down **
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • /me comes back with a pan full of snails. The smell fills the place

      Who wants to taste ?
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • /me throws thermite on plate of snails.
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • /me rants about annoying professors and thier stupid essay tests before getting back to work
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • /me throws a snail at Lonestar's lead-lined underwear
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • /me invades France out of frustration

              Bow before me!
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • Originally posted by DinoDoc
                Bow before me!
                First, where is my Vervain ?
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • The joke is on you...The Snail was already eaten by my cat, which eats anything.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • Gah!

                    *Out of Frustration, Spiffor summons the mighty French armies to invade the coffeeshop*
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • *dm dies of smoke inhalation*
                      "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                      • They leave as soon as they notice the lak of women with hairy armpits here.
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • is work canceled for you?
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • Originally posted by DinoDoc
                            They leave as soon as they notice the lak of women with hairy armpits here.
                            /me shouts directly in DD' ear

                            IT IS A WRONG PRECONCEPTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

                            WHERE IS MY VERVAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

                            /me feels much better now
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • /me unleashes the "Battletoads", watches in horror as the Franchies eat said toad's legs.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • i dunno. i don't know whether to hope so or dread it. because i can't afford to cut in pay for a missed day's work....
                                "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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