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  • Apolyton Coffee Shop: Now with Wombat Mocha

    You people should not have poked the wombat, now he is going into a rage.


    Fortunately, Dr. Doom has been banished to Hell by the Fantastic Four, so now Ultimate Lonestar(tm) rules both Latveria and the Coffee shop.


    *taps fingers on counter

    so...who wants a drink?
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

  • #2
    I don't get the Apolyton Coffee shops. You can't actually drink coffee on the internet. Why don't they call it something else?
    "The first man who, having fenced off a plot of land, thought of saying, 'This is mine' and found people simple enough to believe him was the real founder of civil society. How many crimes, wars, murders, how many miseries and horrors might the human race had been spared by the one who, upon pulling up the stakes or filling in the ditch, had shouted to his fellow men: 'Beware of listening to this imposter; you are lost if you forget the fruits of the earth belong to all and that the earth belongs to no one." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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    • #3
      We don't always drink coffee. Sometimes bourbon.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        And Mr Fun drinks Pepsi.

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        • #5
          **Agathon enters, orders a frozen cappucino. He then dumps it all over Mr Fun's head as he is looking the other way, and then runs out to avoid the ensuing fight.**
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #6
            Damn communists. He payed with a Ruble! It wasn't even a certificate ruble!
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #7
              **If Lonestar looks closely he will see that it isn't a ruble at all, but a nudie picture of Ann Coulter.**
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #8
                Hmm. Well, I guess it's okay as currency....
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #9
                  /me pokes UltimateLonestar with an UltimateStick
                  Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                  https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                  • #10
                    /me slaps Coldwizard with a rainbow trout
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • #11
                      /me eats the trout

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                      • #12
                        * mrmitchell is too lazy to use a color
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #13
                          /me expected a ANZAC-type to eat a trout that's just touched Coldwizard.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #14
                            And the fact you also touched it changes this?

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                            • #15
                              My hands are as pristine as a Chernobyl snow, what are you talking about?
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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