For my next trick OH GOD GET IT OFF OF ME

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Those tigers have no sense for good taste these days

I know. Eating Germans...

Maybe they like saurkraut...........

[Ecthy]

[Guynemer]

Laughing so hard... feeling so guilty about it... damn you, Laz.

[Drake Tungsten]

In case you didn't know, it was Roy's 59th birthday. Laugh it up, you sick ****s.

[General Ludd]

How serious where the wounds? Maybe he can get a Darwin award.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
In case you didn't know, it was Roy's 59th birthday. Laugh it up, you sick ****s.

Well if you're going to let off party poppers around Bengal Tigers it's bound to be tears before bedtime....

[Dinner]

Just think, he'll have an instant conversation starter while at parties. I mean everyone can ask him how he got tiger tooth marks on his forhead.

[Drake Tungsten]

Just think, he'll have an instant conversation starter while at parties.

Don't you think being one half of the gayest magic show on Earth was already a conversation starter?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Amy Sherman, who was sitting in the front row with her mother about 10 yards away from the stage, said the attack happened right after Horn introduced the tiger, saying it was the animal's first performance.

"Right after that, the tiger kind of turned its head and bit him on the arm," Sherman said. "Roy started taking a microphone and started whapping the tiger on the head."

The tiger, who was on a short leash, then dragged Horn to the ground and they struggled before the tiger dragged him behind a curtain by his neck, she said. Trainers on stage rushed to aid Horn, trying to subdue the tiger.

"We just heard all this commotion behind the curtain and you could hear Roy scream," Sherman said. "Everyone at our table was kind of looking at each other, like 'Oh my God,'" she said.

After about a minute, which Sherman's mother said seemed like forever, Siegfried appeared on stage.

"You could tell he was really shook up, and he just said, 'I'm sorry but the show is over, and you know, the show has been canceled'" Joyce Edenholl said.

"Everyone there I think , thought it was part of the act, because no one really freaked out," Kirk Baser said. "When it grabbed him and dragged him off the stage, I thought maybe it was like some magic trick where they switch a rag doll or something."

A group of Australians said they witnessed the attack from the front row of the crowded theater, and also thought it was just part of the show.

I'm ashamed to say that I found that last point very, very funny. Ah, long live national stereotypes....

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Osweld
How serious where the wounds? Maybe he can get a Darwin award.

I hadn't thought about that. My all time favorite was the guy who put a rocket engine in his car and all they found was a crash on the side of a mountain in the middle of no where..........

[Ecthy]

he appears to be stable now...

[Drake Tungsten]

Creepy...

Didn't the Onion publish this opinion piece a couple days before Roy was attacked? That's one hell of a coincidence...

[Buck Birdseed]

Originally posted by Osweld
How serious where the wounds? Maybe he can get a Darwin award.

It's not like he was ever going to procreate anyway.

[The Mad Monk]

He's on a respirator.

They said "he was responding to visitors".

As opposed to communicating with them, I suppose.

[Q Classic]

bet that ruined his day.