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    If that isn´t what you always wanted to know I can´t help you!

    When cookie-lovers open packages of their favorite snacks, some of the biscuits are often in bits.

    Now scientists say they know why -- and it has little to do with the way cookies are packaged and transported.

    Read on here: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/eu...ble/index.html

    Take that, conspiracy theorists!
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    Them scientists surely have lots of free time.
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    • #3
      Scientists can now explain why the cookie crumbles?
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #4
        Yeah! That I call scientific progress
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        • #5
          So, it has nothing to do with me dropping the package




          revoke their funds
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #6
            Something else you always wanted to know.
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            • #7
              Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people.

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              • #8
                American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by St Leo
                  Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people.

                  Heil Arnold! Heil Arnold! Heil Arnold!
                  Arnold has no chance against the Order Of The Broken Cookies!

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                  • #10
                    Now, how do WE apply this to everyday life?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by donegeal
                      Now, how do WE apply this to everyday life?
                      Most of the people in the world I know are accepting realists. Whatever happens, be it for better or worse, stick their hands in the pockets, shrug and say "That's how the cookie crumbles."

                      With the information now available because of these dedicated visionary scientists, such lazy and inept attitudes towards the world are obsolete. We are now informed that fate isn't just the order of the universe.

                      All life events are obviously determined by a combination of heat, humidity and transportation. I am therefore moving to a cold, dry environment with no roads. All idealists are welcome to join me at my tundra retreat where we will suffer from nothing but boredom...
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                        Them scientists surely have lots of free time.
                        Its called Government Grants.

                        Biggest waste of taxpayer money and the sole source of Global Warming.

                        If this is true, why do my Oreos and Chips Ahoy! cookies ALWAYS come intact with no broken ones? I always thought it was better packaging but now it appears the Brits just have inferior cookie technology.......

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                        • #13
                          Instead, laser tests carried out by British physicists found that cookies -- or biscuits, as they are known in Britain -- often develop "fault lines" a few hours after baking.
                          That is blatantly obvious to anyone who's ever baked anything, but I guess now that we've done laser tests, we can know for certain.
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                          • #14
                            GF... can anyone match the US in cookie technology?
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                            • #15
                              Sigh, I miss cookies.
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