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Happy Birthday Ming. 
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"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion -
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Oh, yeah, him too.
"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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In 14 days, SlowwHand expects to get laid.
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Originally posted by Harry Seldon
**** the impending doom part; I want to hear about aliens. Were you really in the air force?
I really, really was.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Hi Keith!No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Perhaps he's a billionare secretly sending Finnish paramilitary forces around the world to round us up to play "The Most Dangerous Game" on his deserted tropical isle.
One Texas joke too many drove him to it."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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MarkG's getting out of the military?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Slowwhand finally corrects the link in his www-bit of his profile?Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Don't tell them Sloww their not ready for it! It will freak them out of their tenuos hold on reality!
:Pretending like I know wtf is going on:Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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14 days from now we will find out that Henry Winkler aka The Fonz, will take John Ritter's(rip) place on 8 simple rules.
You guys are working to hard.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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SlowwHand's been controlled for all the past years by the spirit of Jefferson Davis?meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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He'll realize that Texas sucks?
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Maybe he's the next Joe Millionare.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Isn't Tiamat also from Texas? Maybe they've been secretly dating and ..... you know.
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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