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    Warning From Your Forum Watchdog - In 14 Days...

    In 14 days I'll disclose an event, of which the world will likely never fully recover.

    This "event" is like no other ever experienced by mankind.

    I can't go into details now, but this time I'm serious.
    I promise.

    Mark the date now, so you'll know when the time has arrived.


    14 days.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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    Oh my GOD! You're a girl!
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      this is gonna be another ginger, isn't it?
      B♭3

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      • #4
        I bet he's a commie in disguise.

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        • #5
          OH NO!

          YOU'RE GEORGE W. BUSH!

          It all makes sense now!
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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          • #6
            You're not pregnant, are you?

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            • #7
              All I can say at this time is, the event will rock your world.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                What now Slowwy -- you're gay??
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  What about a black pregnant lesbian commie girl? That would cover most of it...

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                  • #10
                    I think he's going to post a picture of himself rubbing pimento cheese onto his naked body. You'll never each lunch the same way again.

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                    • #11
                      Black? You've been listening to...well, mistaken folks too much.

                      I've decided I can disclose in 13 days.
                      THE DAY, will not allow enough time to react by you.
                      This is just too big.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.
                        B♭3

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                        • #13
                          Warning! Warning! Danger, Will Robinson!

                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.


                            I bet he's gonna make you work for it.
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                              he's become a mult-billionaire, and decided that he's going to bequeath his fortune to me.


                              I bet he's gonna make you work for it.
                              uh . . .
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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