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    Putin has decided not to sign Kyoto, signaling the permanent death of Kyoto because Russia was needed for the treaty to go into effect. Russian scientists have concluded that the proponents of the global warming "theory" have not proven the link between greenhouse gases and warmer termperatures. Besides, and this is probably more important, to sign the agreement would mean Putin could not achieve his economic goals of doubling Russian GDP in 10 years.

    Is anyone surprised?

    http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

  • #2
    He didn't say he wasn't going to sign. He said they haven't made a decision yet on ratification.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #3
      Greed will be the death of us all, bastards!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        Che, seriously, Kyoto wouldn't save us, anyway. Better yet harness the energy now. ( but use the economy to develop other stuff, while you can! )
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          How about "greed will be the death of all of us bastards."
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #6
            Yeah, Che, you got it right.
            http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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            • #7
              Putin is stupid. Russia is well BELOW Kyoto emmision levels, and he could make a good profit selling the left over poluting-room to other countries.
              Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

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              • #8
                I think he prefers selling the OIL.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #9
                  Kyoto was lame any way...
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    I'm surprised that no one has blamed it on Bush yet.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by rah
                      I'm surprised that no one has blamed it on Bush yet.
                      It's all Bush's fault . . .


                      happy now?
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        course it's Bush's fault. Putin is only doing this to make up for Russia's oposal to the Iraqi war. cause Putin knows very well that Russia polutes less than the Kyoto-limit.
                        Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

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                        • #13
                          Now I feel more at home. I was getting worried.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #14
                            I don't think it was just Bush's fault, I blame Texas! Slowwhand in 5...4...3... jk.

                            Seriously, Kyote wasn't enough to save us, we're doomed unless we can take some seriously painful measures, which are politically inaffordable in a democracy, particularly one like the USA. As a result, the human race is boned.

                            I'm surprised that no one has blamed it on Bush yet.
                            No prizes for guessing who you voted for then
                            Last edited by Whaleboy; September 30, 2003, 16:17.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by elijah
                              Seriously, Kyote wasn't enough to save us, we're doomed unless we can take some seriously painful measures, which are politically inaffordable in a democracy, particularly one like the USA. As a result, the human race is boned.
                              Only if you believe in junk science.
                              ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                              ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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