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  • I amn drun,km and eating beef!

    lovely ming no clsoe theread cause I am druknl ! reveal in drunkness and expeirnece my beauty! live and love! drink wine until brain guts pour out of face orifice! yeeeeeeee! wine gooD!
    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
    -Richard Dawkins

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    Drunk at this early an hour. Shame on you.
    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

    Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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    • #3
      "eating beef" ....
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        I think it's a euphemism.
        "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

        Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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        • #5
          I offer my congradulations. The armies of alcoholism grow even vaster in their ranks.
          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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          • #6
            shouldn't that be sucking beef?

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            • #7
              Tube steak.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Hm, my post got deleted?
                If its no fun why do it? Dance like noone is watching...

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                • #9
                  Hmmm, I rather fancy a nice roast myself
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    Today is a dark day in Apolyton history...

                    The oh so careful crafted Starchild image destroyed. Destroyed with one post...
                    Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                    And notifying the next of kin
                    Once again...

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                    • #11
                      The drama queen of Apolyton has fallen . . .
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Destroyed? look at my avatar, I'm the poster child for gay alcoholism. Except we had wine, not martinis. Quite a lot of wine. And Irish coffee. But the miracle of the Buffy soundtrack and half-concious sleep means I'm sober now!
                        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                        -Richard Dawkins

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                        • #13
                          What do you mean?! You didn't drink woo woo's?
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            I figured he drank smirnoff ice.

                            smirnoff ice is a gay drink I tell ya

                            well women drink it too. But it is not a drink for straight men

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                            • #15
                              Smirnoff Ice is sickly sweet lemonade. I drink WKD's or pints of ale. Or straight tequila. Vodka and orange. Martini and coke. Petrol.
                              Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                              -Richard Dawkins

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