End Golf Communism!

[GePap]

How can the freedom loving posters of this forum ignore for so long the greatest threat to the American way there is? The blatant communism of golf!????

We have a game with a "handicap system"..a handicap system? Next they will be giving them their own parking spaces! (damn anti-dentites!) Think of it, in all other red-blooded trully American games the best one wins, and all are held to the same technocratic standards: the good, talented, marvelous, gifted, the best of the best, the Gods among men win, while the wretches, untouchables, scum of the earth, slime, junk, vermin and genetic retrogrades are crushed underheel as they should be!

but in this commie pinko game invented by a bunch of pansy skirt-wearring transvestites, players are held to different standers based on a bunch of utterly irrelevant things like experience...HOw dare they!!!! Next they will send the to re-education camps in Siberia!

So I say my anti-commie-lefty-pinko-treehugging- genetic retrograde friends, lets give golf back to the people instead of the dictators that attempt to foist indeserved equality to the players!

[chequita guevara]

freak

[Berzerker]

Trust me, Gepap, when you're playing a friend, winning is still winning

[Ming]

Yeah, all the betting in Vegas using POINT SPREADS (or handicaps) are stinking un-American and deep down just plain outright communism. YEP YEP YEP

And anyone with half a brain would know that that is the only thing handicaps are used for in golf. GAMBLING.

[JohnT]

Sounds like you offended Ming, GePap. WTG!

[St Leo]

What's gambling?

[Theben]

Did sumbubby wose a game?

[GePap]

Originally posted by JohnT
Sounds like you offended Ming, GePap. WTG!

You can badmouth anything, but you can't badmouth golf, holy golf.

[Agathon]

When the revolution comes, all golf courses will be bulldozed to provide housing for the proletariat. The Communist Party of Apolyton pledges to end this bourgeois game and imprison the enemies of the people who play it (Ming and Rah, this means you).

[GePap]

We must bomb the golf fields NOW! There can be no hesitation..pre-meption is the key!

Besides, like they will notice..we shall term the craters sandtraps, or extra bonus holes.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Agathon
The Communist Party of Apolyton pledges to end this bourgeois game and imprison the enemies of the people who play it (Ming and Rah, this means you).

The Communist Party of Apolyton is a meaningless thing with no power and only a bunch of losers as members...

The power rests with the golfers... and there is nothing you can do about it...

This isn't a Democracy

[chequita guevara]

I always thought golf was fun.

[Theben]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I always thought golf was fun.

TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!

ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!!! You shall be removed from the party for your imperialist comments! Death to capitalists!

Oh, and Mom says you should call her.

[Ming]

The only thing communists are good for are to be caddies... doing the manual labor so we can enjoy the game more. The way life should be...

[Theben]

Originally posted by Ming
The only thing communists are good for are to be caddies... doing the manual labor so we can enjoy the game more. The way life should be...

Just be careful when your caddie gives you your ball back and then runs like hell.

"Your golf ball landed here, o' imperialist capitalist pig-dog. Would you like to try a 5-iron, the better to crush the ball with a mighty swing, like you crush the dreams and aspirations of the working class?"