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"I need to find somewhere to spit this Broccolli"Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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"As he struggles to swallow the mouthful of man-juice that filled his mouth, the President begins to realise that the curtain had gone up on the stage a little earlier than he was expecting."If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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As he realised he had brought a copy of Storytime Village instead of the report on the state of the economy to the Congressional committee, President Bush began to wonder if he was really cut out for this job.....Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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He was smoking a joint and suddenly noticed there was a security guy behind him so had to do that thing where you hide it in your mouth...Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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what am i doing here ? who am i ? what is that guy behind me doing here ? *confused*"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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Originally posted by Japher
"Mr. Bush, look out!!! There's a negro behind you!!!"
But then again, what's the point of this joke, if he willingly works with Powell?
Oh wait that wouldn't matter, since Powell is an Uncle Tom, right?
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Strangely, the inclusion of this brand new statue of President George W. Bush at the royal london wax museum has not been attracting the record crowds previously expected."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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"Jacques doesn't love me anymore."“Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)Comment
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It appears that FP and Az were on roughly the same page... and are both sick bastards.Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
"As he struggles to swallow the mouthful of man-juice that filled his mouth, the President begins to realise that the curtain had gone up on the stage a little earlier than he was expecting."
/me reiterates the need for puke smilie
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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the story really comes together now! First, it was Rumsfeld and the fireman, and now this...Comment
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"I mustn't fart, I mustn't fart ...""I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire
"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — ConfuciusComment
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