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I mean, they try to find ways to keep the hair on old peoples heads and blood in their erections, why not work on something beneficial to humanity for once?
...we understand.
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You're oddly concerned with old people's erections. Oh, wait...
...we understand."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world -
Waking up in the morning. I hate it more than anything in the world, because it leads directly to everything else i hate in the world. But I have to do it cos, well, my body refuses to let me sleep forever
Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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I'm with you. I dream of the day when I can look in the classifieds and find an ad that says, "Guy on the couch needed - all expenses paid, comfy couch. Smoking permitted."Originally posted by Oerdin
I really hate having to work. I want to be a fat lazy slob who never the less is financially independent.
Stupid reality always ruining my stupid life.-30-Comment
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Now if you could get paid to sleep - then you would have something.
I read that the director of "Once upon a time in Mexico" etc got the money for his first movie by getting paid to participate in a sleep study. Changed his life.
Anybody want to hire me? I've got 34 years of sleep experience.What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?Comment
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That's at least a third of your life longer than I've gotten.
I read that Tony Kaye's real name is Humpty Dumpty. Do you believe everything you read?-30-Comment
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How true!Stupid reality always ruining my stupid life.
Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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Rectal exams. They're bad enough, but many of my patients have never heard of soap and water.
Sometimes I have to do pelvic exams on women while they're menestruating.
(We need a yuk smilie.)
Telling people they have cancer or Alzheimer's.
Dealing with drug addicts and/or alcoholics."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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i think you have us all beat docWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Yeah...
Sleep rocks, btw
. I love spending a lazy weekend morning in bed.
What do I hate doing that I have to do? Probably having to go to the bathroom... we'll never get rid of it, but it still an inconvenience.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I hate the fact that I need sleep to have the nice feeling I get when I sleep (called "not tired"
). I love sleeping, I just wish I didn't have to actually sleep to get the benefits of it.
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sky: That's a good way to put it.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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What I hate to do, what I have to do?
That's gotta be, getting out of the bed in the morning...
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We're working on it. The end result will be a more efficient work force that can stay on the job 168 hours/week, and 52 hours/year. Gone will be time and a half, weekends, and paid vacations.Originally posted by skywalker
I hate the fact that I need sleep to have the nice feeling I get when I sleep (called "not tired"). I love sleeping, I just wish I didn't have to actually sleep to get the benefits of it.
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Hmm...
I hate how people who get off the bus, while pushing everyone out of their way, appear to somehow get amnesia and forget what they were so hurried about as soon as they touch the ground.
I mean, when I'm riding the bus, more often than not, I'm pressed by time. Especially since the buses are 'so' exact. So I need to move quickly.
But then this person who shoved his way to the door and gets off first, as soon as he touches the ground he suddenly slows down and comes to a halt. He stands on the ground, looks around, shakes his head in a "huh? where am I? what am I doing here? what is my purpose in life?" kind of way.
And while all this is happenning, there are still 18 people cramped at the bus door, hoping to get out, all of them in a hurry to catch another bus that is about to leave or something. But they can't. Why?
Because that senile dope that has just shoved his way out, is suddenly trying to understand the meaning of life, right there where he landed when stepping out. And no one else can get out, because the stupid ***** is standing right at the door so no one can get around him, or even jump above him.
I mean, just so I won't ever be in that position, even if I will forget my name, address and purpose in life as soon as I touch the ground, I always leap from the bus, and then quickly run away 2 more meters.
So by the time my mind grasps I'm off the bus, and begins to wonder where I am now, making "duh" noises and drooling, I am long out of the way of other passangers.Comment
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