ASCII Art

[Zylka]

This one was in response to general IRC debauchary on "Pirate Day" - our channel's fair ship:

~ASCII ART OF THE TUMULTUOUS TIDES~

Hyar be ow’r fine Pirates vessel, the Veiny, Purple Headed Warrior. Note the purple head of justice up front, and even the flag of “death and general villanry” up top the mast!

[Zylka]

Hyar he be, standing at attention for duty and subsequently lancing the doomed Queen’s vessel; the Wet Flower:

Methinks I hath just regained my virginity eight times ov’r from creating these helpful depictions. Tis’ time for a trip to the brothels of Siam, lads!!! YARRGHH

[Zylka]

Can YOU beat ME at the art of ASCII? I dare you, I DARE YOU

[Jon Miller]

no

I don't think I could

that is very good

Jon Miller

[Zylka]

Oh really. Oh REALLY???

[St Leo]

Why does the other ship's mast look like female genitalia and the harpoon like male genitalia?

[Zero]

@--}---

[Zylka]

Why does everything have to be sexually linked for you Freudian weirdos?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by St Leo
Why does the other ship's mast look like female genitalia and the harpoon like male genitalia?

Gee, I wonder?

[Zylka]

Two freshly baked donuts, side by side:

( o Y o )

[Nubclear]

[Zylka]

Yikes... do those warm, tasty looking donuts make anyone else thirst for a tall glass of milk?

[chequita guevara]

SPAM Shark!

[mrmitchell]

Yarr, it only be Talk Like a Pirate day for'n thirty more minutes. Spend yarr time wisely.

[chequita guevara]

ARR! SPAM SHARRRRRK