Fossil Shows Rodent Was Size of Buffalo

[Dinner]

I remember reading about Gere going to a hospital with a gerbil stuck up his ass. It was in a newspaper.

On another note the BBC recently had a great article about Giant Ice Age marsupials in Australia. Most of them were killed as soon as humans reached Australia but for a time there was a Marsupial the size of a Rhino running around the (then wetter) outback as well as a marsupial which looked a lot like a tiger.

[Provost Harrison]

Have they found any really big running wheels in the vicinity yet?

[rah]

You don't have to go back 1000s of years to find rats that size. Just cruise around an alley on the south side of CHICAGO. Some are so large they feed on dogs and small children.

[Japher]

Apparently they let some of the larger rats act



SHUT THE FVCK UP DONNIE!

[Dinner]

Rah: Yes, but those rats are named Giodo and speak with an Italian accent.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I just saw a South Park episode last night that involved Mr. Garrison sticking a rodent up the butt of his teacher's assistant, "Mr. Slave."

The rodent's name is Lemmiwinks! King of the Gerbils!

[monolith94]

What the hell does a gerbil the size of a city eat to survive???

[The Emperor Fabulous]

And is it really spicy, or just spicy enough to pass for buffalo?

[Chemical Ollie]

Just imagine the male organ of that animal

[SlowwHand]

Emperor!
I was rushing around yesterday and today like my hair was on fire.
Hope you uhad an excellent birthday.

[TimeTraveler]

I think that makes about as much sense as primates the size of mice, which did evolve. Therefore, the claim of a man-sized rodent does makes sense. On the other hand, the first skeleton was never claimed to have been discovered until today. I'm giving this a 50% chance of it being real.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Emperor!
I was rushing around yesterday and today like my hair was on fire.
Hope you uhad an excellent birthday.

Haha, its alright. The 18th was my birthday, though I got an early present the day before with Wesley Clark announcing his candidacy.

Well, that and Pulp Fiction and Usual Suspects on DVD

[Drake Tungsten]

The rodent's name is Lemmiwinks! King of the Gerbils!

You're goddamn right it is! The lack of respect for rodent royalty around here is really unbelievable. Lemmiwinks was the first gerbil to ever complete the perilous journey out of a gay man's ass and you ****s can't even remember his name.

[BustaMike]

I used to have some guinea pigs as pets when I was little. Then I got a weiner dog and it ate the guinea pigs. It wasn't on purpose, they had a hiding place. We used to knock on the door before letting the dog out, and the guinea pigs would run and hide where they couldn't get caught. But my dog decided he would just wait in the grass for hours until the guineas thought it was safe to come out. Then he ate them. My dog is great.