Chicken Skin

[Solly]

:mmm:

This is well nice..just got a fresh hot chicken from Tesco's. Do you get these where you are? Pretty cheap too..£3.29 for a large one.

[MikeH]

Tescos? Yeah, got one here.

I like the barbecue chicken thighs. They're ridiculously cheap as well.

[Solly]

It's because people tend to like breasts more.

[MikeH]

I heard that you like arses.

[Solly]

Not much meat there though.

[DaShi]

:browncard:

[MikeH]

He sent "I like arses" as a text message to one of us when we were on a 'poly meet. Surely one of the most regretable text messages of all time...

Actually I can beat it. A female friend of mine (Polly, she of the cheek kissing at the After Dark) got a new phone and gave her old phone to her mother but didn't tell me.

So when I drunkenly sent her a text message calling her a sexy b1tch it was her mother who recieved it. Apparently the other women in her office thought it was hillarious.

[Solly]

I didn't send that Mike actually!

Surely one of the most regretable text messages of all time

Nope sent much much worse ones.

A mate has done better. One night he was wasting credit ringing all these sex lines from the back of a porno. He then dialled the wrong and a female friend up on campus. Because his vocabulary had adjusted to the previous phone calls, he came out with all sorts of hilarious stuff.

[GePap]

Chicken thighs are very cheap, and I like the dark meat more than white, it has more flavor.

[MikeH]

Originally posted by Park Avenue
I didn't send that Mike actually!

It came from your phone number.

[reds4ever]

'Outted' by modern technology!

[Solly]

It came from your phone number.

I didn't say anything like that.

[MikeH]

You would say that.

[Solly]

Well I didn't refer to myself in the text.

[MikeH]

You sent a text saying "I like arses". We all saw it.

Me, Iain, Matt Higgs, Provost, David Floyd, Snapcase.