Student's proposed Caucasian Club meets some resistance

[Heresson]

Fine avatar

[Japher]

White Club Activity Agenda

1. Music: Listen to John Tesh and Kenny G., and discuss how they have shaped the music world.

2. Entertainment: Complain about the lack of white programming on the WB and how this relates to the one token black guy per show on all the other networks.

3. Snack Break: Brei and spritzers

4. Culture: Inside investigation on what the difference between Rap and Hip Hop is. Is there a difference?

5. Fashion Discussion: Penny Loafers - sock or no socks, also can white be worn after labor day?

6. Health: SPF and you... (At least it ain't sycle cell)

7. Lunch: Quiche and Cuccumber Sandwhiches

8. Sports: Which polo better played in the water on lawn?

9. Religion: Are jews really white?

10. Sex: Interracial sex, is it worth the humiliation?

11. Technology: Why are most geeks white people?

12. Final Discussion: Why do white people like Oprah so much?



Black Club Actvity List

1. Gather in public place to demonstrate blackness

2. Loot

3. Run from cops while throwing rocks

4. Call mom or sister to post bail



Human Club Activity List

1. Kick Zylka out

2. Stand around being human

3. Kill something

4. Go home

[Caligastia]

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by JohnT
Poor, oppressed Whitey, man it just breaks my heart.

Hey! Don't forget, if it's really a club for Caucasians they have to include Hindus, Pakistanis, Afghanis, Iranians, Iraqis, Syrians, Arabians, Jordanians, Jews, Palestinian, Lebanese, Turks, Egyptians, Libyans, Tunisians, Algerians, and Morroccans.....and even the French, the Greeks, and the Finns!!!!

[Bereta_Eder]

We dont go to racist clubs

[Japher]

Hey! The French and Germans don't allow the Turks in their club so they can't come into mine!

[Bereta_Eder]

that has to do with how they do business

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by paiktis22
We dont go to racist clubs

Ahhhhh, who's asking you anyway?!

[Bereta_Eder]

many people.

[Chemical Ollie]

I read about a rapist's student club in Japan in today's newspaper. It had six members.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by SpencerH
I'm interested in why Boris would join, and MrFun would consider joining, a black student group? It doesnt make sense to me (aside from the party thing).

Have you no sense of political savvy?

[TCO]

Ming has me on probation. so I can't make a witty comment here.

[Bereta_Eder]

Like you would

[TCO]

Ming!!! He's enticing me!

[Bereta_Eder]

Enticing... very good. That was your new unknown word for the day?