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  • Arafat Joke

    Apologies if this has been posted before...

    Mr. Arafat is riding in a car with Mr. Abbas, when he spots an obstacle.
    "Abu Mazen, there's a tree in the road!" Mr. Arafat cries, using Mr.
    Abbas's nickname. But the car continues on its way. Mr. Arafat's
    warnings grow more frantic.

    Finally, the car hits the tree, and as the two Palestinian leaders
    stumble from the wreckage, battered and bruised, Mr. Arafat turns to Mr.
    Abbas and says, "Abu Mazen, I told you there was a tree."

    Mr. Abbas replies, miserably, "But you were driving."
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    Fitting.
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      Blah

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      • #4
        We all know that the tree was put there by the Israelis

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            This forum needs a smirk smilie.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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