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  • Proof Of My Worth

    Totally worthless means not of worth to anybody.
    Well, read on.


    Undertakers See Baby Boomers Boosting Market
    Tue Sep 16,10:58 AM ET


    SOFIA (Reuters) - European undertakers are bracing for aging post-war baby boomers and looking for eco-friendly ways to handle a sharp increase in business in the next 40 years.

    "We don't want people to die, but if they are dead, we want to provide them with a good service," said Henry Keizer, secretary-general of the International Cremation Federation, at a weekend conference in Sofia.

    Undertakers at the conference said they wanted environment- friendly methods to cut the waste resulting from traditional burials or air pollution from old-fashioned crematoriums.

    "They were not much different from a very large pizza oven," Keizer said.

    Among the possibilities participants suggested were high- tech plans such as freezing bodies and breaking them down with sound waves.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    Eliminate boxes, bury them in the buff. That oughtta do it.

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    • #3
      Why can't I own skeletons for, I want to have some, stupid laws.
      "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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      • #4
        Want to grind some bones to make your bread, Thorn ?

        See Feephi.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          I just want to line my yard with skeletons on a pike to keep out intruders, sorta like a scarecrow.
          "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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          • #6
            EvC: What could you possibly need a skeleton for? I admite it would be interesting to have a skull as a candle holder or something but...
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #7
              He wants to keep out intruders.
              The thing to remember, you may attract stranger intruders.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Stranger than the inhabitant??????

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #9
                  Need to get rid of bodies anyone?
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Just add them to the hot dog and balongia (sp) recipies... No one will notice...

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                    • #11
                      actually, you can boil off the water in Coke and use the concentrate to dissolve flesh and bone. Coke concentrate is considered a hazardous material and treated like one with regards to shipping. I forgot where I saw this, but I remember reading that Coke concentrate can dissolve meat and bone within a 48-hour period. I believe the piece used a small amount of Coke and a Porterhouse steak with bone. I'll post it if I can find it.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        You thread-jacking bastards.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          actually, you can boil off the water in Coke and use the concentrate to dissolve flesh and bone. Coke concentrate is considered a hazardous material and treated like one with regards to shipping. I forgot where I saw this, but I remember reading that Coke concentrate can dissolve meat and bone within a 48-hour period. I believe the piece used a small amount of Coke and a Porterhouse steak with bone. I'll post it if I can find it.
                          And they complained about cocaine in coca-cola? But seriously, the stomach acids you pour the coke into would called a hazardous material.

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                          • #14
                            Studies have shown that Coke can degrade stomach lining. Your bodies' acids are designed to function with your system. Coke isn't.
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Illinois Nazi.
                              Kansas Scarecrow.




                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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