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  • #16
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      In Idaho its illegal to fish off of a camel's back.

      Lots of camels here in Idaho

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      • #18
        What's sad is that these laws are probably in place for a reason, i.e. some one did it and had a problem with it.
        Monkey!!!

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        • #19
          Also in Idaho,

          Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.


          Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Japher
            What's sad is that these laws are probably in place for a reason, i.e. some one did it and had a problem with it.

            That's has to be true, it almost makes me want to puul out some newspapers on microfilm, espescially when one's like this are considered:

            This time it's only the city of Boise (not the whole state of Idaho),

            You may not fish from the back of a giraffe.


            I don't think that there is even a giraffe in Boise's zoo

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Japher
              What's sad is that these laws are probably in place for a reason, i.e. some one did it and had a problem with it.
              Exactly.
              "The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones."
              Only takes once.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                Men may beat Women in Arkansas. But they aren´t allowed to do it more than once a month.

                Women wearing a House Coat aren´t allowed to drive a car in California.

                Women who fall asleep under a Hairdryer in Florida, may be charged with a fine. Alternately this fine can also be imposed upon the Owner of the Hairdressers Shop.

                In Carrizoro/New Mexico Women aren´t allowed to appear in Public with unshaven Legs and Face.

                IOn L.A. evry man may beat his wife with a leatherstrap, if the Srap isn´t broadr than 2 inches. If it is broader, he must have the consent of his wife to do so

                In Memphis Tennessee Women may only then drive a car, if a Man runs in Front of the car, waving a red flag to warn Pedestrians and other Drivers.

                In Dyersburg / Tennessee women aren´t allowed to phone a man to get a date.

                According to a law in Michigan, the hair of a Woman belongs to her husband.

                Women in Saco/Misouri are forbidden to wear hats which might frighten fearful persons, Children or animals.

                In Siena women with the Name "Maria" aren´t allowed to work as prostitutes.

                In Florida women aren´t allowed to show 2/3 of their butts at the beach. If they get caught doing it they have to pay a fine of $500 or go to jail.

                In New York women aren´t allowed to smoke on the sreets.

                In Minnesota women might serve 30 days of jail, if they wear a Santa Clause Costume in Public.

                In London it is illegal to beat women after 9 pm (this Law was made to minimize the amount of disturbances during the night )

                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                • #23
                  In Arkansas, condoms can be sold only by physicians and other medical practitioners.
                  Either this is bull****, outdated, or the place I've been going to has been breaking the law. (Er...uh..)

                  It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
                  I'm not sure I want to know what brought about that one.
                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #24
                    IIRC, In Chester (just on the English side of the England-Wales border), it's illegal to be Welsh in the town centre.

                    Erm, next time I go I'll stop being Welsh then...
                    -Sir T

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                    • #25
                      No it is legal, but it's also legal for an Englishman to shoot them with a longbow in aforementioned town centre.
                      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                      "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                      • #26
                        Aren't the Welsh traditionally better with the longbow?
                        American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                        I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                        Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
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                        • #27
                          I remember Laz mentioning an English city which had a law were it was legal to shot Welshmen if the Welshman was found in the city after such and such time at night.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #28
                            An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
                            Says alot about Kentucky
                            If its no fun why do it? Dance like noone is watching...

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
                              No it is legal, but it's also legal for an Englishman to shoot them with a longbow in aforementioned town centre.
                              Does it state exactly what Equipment the Bow may possess?
                              I mean, do you have to do it by Barebowshooting, or are you allowed to use modern Archery Equipment like Stabilizers, Clicker and modern Sights on your Longbow to shoot him?
                              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                              • #30
                                In Newcastle it’s illegal to have sex in a fridge room (?) in a slaughterhouse
                                I wonder how many times this happened before the towns founding fathers were sufficiently concerned to ban it!
                                "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                                "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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