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  • What's going to be Britney's future in 20 years?

    The question on everyone's lips. Especially Madonna's.
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    Pretty much like now, only trashier
    9.25%
    16
    Respected bubblegum pop eminence
    0.58%
    1
    Completely forgotten
    12.14%
    21
    Singing "I'm A Slave 4 U" for rapidly middle-aging former fans
    7.51%
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    Has taken a completely new musical direction, becoming the first succesful gothpunkcountryrapmetalcucumber star
    1.16%
    2
    Playboy centerfold
    9.83%
    17
    Hustler centerfold (Does Hustler even have centerfolds?)
    4.62%
    8
    "Shaved Asians" centerfold
    3.47%
    6
    Two words: Bruce Spears
    2.31%
    4
    Ted Striker's personal love slave
    10.40%
    18
    The best Democratic hope to defeat incumbent president Mathers
    5.20%
    9
    Dead in a cellular funk explosion
    2.31%
    4
    Desperately trying to revive her career by frenching Lourdes, um, Madonnasdaughter on VMA
    15.61%
    27
    Apolyton moderator
    9.83%
    17
    Banana
    5.78%
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    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    Soft porn on cable TV.
    Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
    Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
    "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
    From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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    • #3
      Home cooking show.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Exiled to Alaska
        Visit First Cultural Industries
        There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
        Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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        • #5
          Britney who?

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          • #6
            Marrying for the fourth time.

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            • #7
              She will be trying unsuccesfully to get child support money from me....

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              • #8
                Still a virgin
                So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                • #9
                  drug overdose in a few years...
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    who?

                    she's already faded from popularity. I suspect she will become a crack whore and/or a porn star

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                    • #11
                      Hope she works my block.

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                      • #12
                        She'll be begging for you to donate money to starving African kids... Of course she'll be larger than Sally Struthers, but that won't stop her from wearing spandex...
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Geez, thanks for the visual.

                          I bet she and Jlo get together and form a new girl group that focuses on their virtuosi singing ability.
                          -30-

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                          • #14
                            "Chiuauas in Heat"?

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                            • #15
                              Nice one.
                              -30-

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