Apolyton Picture Book

[Frozzy]

Let's make a picture book.

Rules are simple. You must post a sentence which follows on the story from the previous post. You also must post a picture depicting the scene.

Photoshop is

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John just arrived in the city from the country and had a stiff neck when he looked at the tall skyscraper.

[Boris Godunov]

Of course, that stiff neck could have been caused by the night of passion he had just spent with his new boyfriend, Donnie.

[JohnT]

!!!!!

[Dracon II]

the pain wasn't made any better by the bone stuck in his throat. He vows never to eat vietnamese fast food again.

[Jules]

Unfortunately John found out too late that he had horrible taste in men when "Donnie" gave him a one-way ticket to Camp X-Ray.

[Jules]

Originally posted by Dracon II
the pain wasn't made any better by the bone stuck in his throat. He vows never to eat vietnamese fast food again.

Awww...who would do that to such a cute, wittle kittie?

Meanwhile, in the story:

But fortunately fate is with John, who makes a daring escape by tunneling into a tobacco field, which strangely is right next to the Camp X-Ray grounds. Even stranger, his bright orange jumpsuit has been replaced by a black 'n white striped outfit and he looks a lot like George Clooney now (must be that Islamicly-correct vegan diet).

[Frozzy]

After being converted to Islam in Camp X-Ray, John made a visit to a cave in Pakistan where he met his spiritual leader.

[Az]

unfortunately, the meeting didn't go on too well, since UBL was disgusted by John's severe acne problem.

[Frozzy]

John decided to return to the United States, and booked himself on a United Airlines flight from Islamabad to Boston and onto San Francisco.

[JohnT]

OMFG, Azazel! :vomit: