Stone Age Settlements Found Underwater in Britain

[Sava]

Can we put David Blaine underwater so someone can find him in 10,000 years?

[Stefu]

Come on, you know he's manage to stay alive with his amazing Blaine powers. I mean, aren't we supposed to leave a better world for future generations? Even future generations 10,000 years away deserve a life without ponce stuntsmanship.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by monolith94
"it's a sign of cultural insecurity"

Says a person who's country's main contribution to culture is the locked-room mystery and funny teeth.

William Shakespeare wrote locked-room mysteries? I thought that was John Dickson Carr.

Geoffrey Chaucer had funny teeth? Don't you mean George Washington?

Or was that Jane Austen you were thinking of?

Or Henry Purcell? William Blake, perhaps? John Milton?

Capability Brown? Isambard Kingdom Brunel? Isaac Newton?

No, must be the Venerable Bede you were thinking of. Or Roger Bacon. Or Locke. No, I know, it was George Eliot. Or Charles Dickens. Or perhaps Abraham Darby.

No, no, it was Edwin Lutyens. David Hockney? Nicholas Hilliard? Thomas Tompion? William Byrd? The Gawaine Poet? John Keats? Mary Shelley? Eleanor Marx? Virginia Woolf ? Edward Elgar? John Dunstable? The architects of Salisbury, Durham and Lincoln Cathedrals? Alfred Waterhouse? Alan Turing?

But then such mockery is only to be expected from a country whose main contributions to culture are Jerry Springer and Velveeta.

[mrmitchell]

Jerry Springer and Velveeta.

[OzzyKP]

I have no idea who half those people are.

But velveeta... mmm mmm.

[General Ludd]

Is velveeta the fake cheese or the ice cream dessert?

[mrmitchell]

The fake cheese

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
The fake cheese

Yes, all over America, teenage acne isn't going to waste-

splat! on the mirror. Some more Velveeta....